Definitions game

inebriate - take part in a cheese-tasting event

browse

browse - two furry things above the eyese, nosee and mouthe

impenitent - state of mind of someone who did not read all 116 pages of this thread before posting a word

effervescent

No, seriously.

messiah

messiah - confessing an extramarital affair

//on the effervescent front, no, I didn't need to read the whole thread; I just searched for the term since I remembered UN's "effing" definition of it //

perusal

perusal: something belongs to peru

anthem

anthem - the bit at the bottom of an ants frock

backgammon

backgammon - particularly meaty, juicy cut of pork

anodyne

anodyne - forgotten where the iodine is

blatant

blatant: German ant disguised as a leaf

beneficial

beneficial - member of the Pope's admin team

peridontal

Peridontal - That feeling of cold mineral water on your teeth.

truss

truss

Sms speak for ‘Toys are Us’

farmstead

farmstead : ox used for plow under

pestilence

pestilence - the innate knowledge shared by bothersome insects

communication

communication - act of joining an assembly of hippies

musk

musk: a rusk that has been left to soak in milk

prevalent

prevalent - before supplying to Valerie

obstreperous

obstreperous - survey of German orchards

fern

fern- That weird weather phenomenon here that everyone seems obsessed with.

disheveled

disheveled... Refusal of permissions to install a satellite antenna

Sporran

sporran - participant in Pamplona's running of the bulls

laminate

Laminate.. A Posh Kebap!

Porridge

porridge - a crumbling bridge

spinster

Spinster... A sad and lonely TTerin

Carnage

carnage - a meat-eating motor vehicle

plot

plot - Polish real estate agent

pixel

Pixel - female pixy

thrum -

thrum - Caribbean hangover

customer

cus to mer - A shopper who swears at the assistants too much. (as if there was a right amount!)

chicory

chicory - trendy hickory

hickory -

hickory - a cuckoo clock where the cuckoo has been replaced by a mouse

extravagant

extravagant - A spare tramp

Extrovert

extrovert - spare pervert

implicate

implicate - imitation of an imp or other fairylike being

insiduous

insidious - the state if being indoors

diathermy

diathermy - state of a used nappy

goiter

goiter - loiter with a purpose

camphor

camphor - English bastardization of hors de camp (camp followers)

nation

nation - an assembly of naysayers

solicitude

Solicitude - a lonely lawyer

Investor

investor - someone who who wears a vest all year round

radiator

radiator - wireless on a hill

gladiator

gladiator - tall colourful flower on a hill

ovarian

ovarian - blond, blue-eyed, well-built German sitting on an egg

condominium

condominium - contraceptive floor covering, invented by the carpet-burn proof carpet inventor Ben Dover on 15th June 1976. Fallen out of domestic usage in tandem with the rise of the Internets and the predominance of battlescar oneupmanship on dating forums. Not to be confused with condorminium, the bird-of-prey-proof silicate used in some plate-glass manufacturing processes in Bakhmenistan.

precipice

precipice - trial icecream recipe

liquorice

precipice - mixed up long set of cooking instructions

mating

Edit: Oops too late!

liquorice - frozen water never added to whisk(e)y
mating - something the Irish do in the fifth month of the calendar year

juice

juice - a short ju-jitsu session

sluice

sluice - evil gooey residue from frozen water

truce

truce - what you tell in court (se truce, se whole truce and nossing but se truce)

deuce