Definitions game

promotional - suppoting a woman during that time of the month

flexibility

flexibilty - being able to wire up a plug and do other small electrical jobs

initiation

initiation - having been taught Hinglish, innit?

atrophied

atrophied - stripped of a title

ladle

ladle - a song or poem about getting laid

grater

promotional - being for movement

shrubbery

shrubbery - having Emma Bovary in the garden

expectation

@willum: 4 hours later...

grater: the person who gave you the reason to be grateful

expectation: anticipating the result of a pregnancy test

pacification

pacification - loss of land due to rising sea level

album

album - a pale posterior

plume

plume - plural of plum

alabaster

Flower that grows best under scientifically controlled conditions.

proclivities

proclivities - Clive's naughty doings

seniority

seniority - Mr. Ity on vacation in Mexico.

sandbox

indulge in beach pugilism

ephemeral

ephemeral - a brief attack of piles

Impassive

impassive - said of someone in a dead-end job

flamboyant

flamboyant - adjective describing flaming, bouncy gay men (such as that cute, round little German guy)

auspicious

auspicious - shady character from Down Under

pittance

pittance - series of rythmic movements done by the residents of Pittsburg when celebrating. pitt(sburg) + dance = pittance

nuisance

pittance - the pay received by Cretans who perform a special dance in a barrell of olives in order to separate the pits

oligarchy

Nuisance it is, then oligarchy.

nuisance : aluminium alloy

oligarchy : a civil system where woman gets married to 3 or more men at the same time

equlibrium

equlibrium

A large glass tank full of horses balancing on poles.

devoid

equilibrium

The balanced diet of depressed tablet takers.

reincarnation.

Edit: Sorry too late

Devoid

The empty space in space

Reincarnation

devoid - noun belonging to the same group as devortex, deblackhole, depit

reincarnation - the process of re-converting a vegetarian to being omnivorous

frugal

frugal

a girl who arrives early

abomination

abomination: physical exercise that works your stomach area

bilingual

abomination - the US during Viet Nam (or the UK against Dresden)*
* a bombin' nation

bilingual - speaking with a forked tongue

sniffle

abomination - a nation known for bombing others, e.g...

serendipity

See above

Sniffle

A falafel type tobacco to be snorted

Sernedipity

A dippy girl called Sara

matriculation

matriculation - immunisation against The Matrix

blister

blister - an epicure

epicure -

epicure - a week's stay in a special clinic for the removal of all unwanted body hair

colossal

colossal - the end result from a receiving a colostomy

giardia

giardia - Italian garden pest

trombone

trombone - part of the leg where blood clots accumulate

esteemed

esteemed - ironed with great care

plush

plush- pleasant mush

squirm

squirm: weird genetical experiment, a cross between a squid and a worm

clotted

clotted - stuck with nobody but Newbies for company

beginner

beginner: someone who's never heard of tonic

slosh

slosh - sound made when peeing against a castle

joyride

Joyride - sequel to the Joy Luck Club

gruesome

gruesome

The answer a person gets after asking where another person got their weed from.

blob

blob - an journal written entirely about butter

sott

scrambled tots

empirical

empirical - drunk pirate introducing himself to a harbor whore

nausea