Definitions game

porthole: when the fortified wine runs out

pathologist

pathologist - Boy Scout who specializes in orientation hikes

blast

opposite of bfirst

scrotum

scrotum - stomach that hangs like a potatoe sack as opposed to distending outwards as cupola

granddad

granddad - a large French billboard

jump

jump: a shorter version of the pullover

ingredients

ingredients: in-laws who want all of your money

sponge

sponge - a pervasive bad smell

lacklustre

lackluste: lack of sexual appetite

oblivion

lacklustre = a person who loves varnish

inbred

darn..@ sharp - you got there first, I'll do oblivion then

oblivion = an opaque shape on an iron caused by burning clothes

now - inbred

inbred: sandwich filling

dispondancy

dispondancy = a woman called nancy with a huge overdraft

Phonetic

phonetic: codes of phone speaking

hentai

hentai - Oriental female chicken

contraband

contraband: a band founded by people sharing the same political opinion (mostly to counter another band, like aerosmith and run dmc )

conjuration

contraband - a Nicaraguan mariachi group

incremental

oops, too slow

conjuration - a group of magic-working lawyers

implemental - applying to a group of crazy elves

versatile

versatile : a heavy object bendig the space time curve relative to its mass.

tomahawk

Tomahawk - hat worn by a prostitute when soliciting

Spreadsheet

spreadsheet: type of sword used in early middle ages, made from silver instead of common steel

hatred

hatred - the colour of a fireman's helmet

hacienda

hacienda: Jose Alvares Hacienda, Argentinian scientist who discovered planet Saturn

momentum

momentum - temporary stomach upset

postprandial

postprandial : related to syndrome common among deep sea divers, which makes them afraid of dark

pilgrim

Pilgrim: a disease carrier

Flux capacitor

flux capacitor - ability to reject the flu virus

splendid

splendid: a diving technique where u intentionally raise water from the pool

ritual

ritual - sending the same letter to loads of people (usually in a Christmas card)

comma

comma -- the secret signal given off by an Italian when he needs his mother, pronto!

sangfroid

sangfroid : saying one word instead of another by mistake (often done when singing)

pandemonium

pandemonium = A tiny Kitchen demon that resides in cookware.

steamer trunk

@notmehonest - one word only
steamer - sauna guest running out into the cold
trunk - handsome arboreal actor

comforter

Comforter - a dildo

patio

patio : derelict

propaganda

propaganda - a well-dressed mail goose

impetus

impetus : a flower that used to be grown in Ancient Egypt for ceremonies involving Pharaohs.

quantum

quantum: a chinese dish made with pigs stomach

delirious

delirious - former Italian currency, now replaced by deeurious

mezzanine

mezzanine: 4.5

encyclopedia

encylopedia: half a pint

wisdom

wisdom: land of the Wis

convenient

convenient - a phantom Italian nunnery

pleonasm

pleonasm - a mixed up tumour

jiggle

jiggle: the group name for a collection of jugs "a jiggle of jugs"

transparent

transparent - a mum that can change into a VW Beetle

dilligent

diligent - a gentleman who has been caught dilly-dallying

fruition

fruition - when Daddy Tomato says to Baby Tomato "Ketchup"...*second rimshot this week*

loquacious

loquacious - approximate location

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