Definitions game

petulant - a shaven mammoth

tribolet

petulant - moping female relative dressed in flounces

impetus

damn:
tribolet - permitting your three offspring to scare each other

impetus

p.s. Punchbear, I still prefer my definition, you have to see the story behind it.

tribolet

The process of cutting a trabby in half.

impetus

A club of men who are impetent.

Environ

Environ - flu medicine

flaccid

Flaccid - Flat Coca Cola

curriculum

curriculum - an Indian gynecological device

lacquered

laquered - worn out after varnishing a table.

crestfallen

crestfallen - toothpaste on the floor

Loathe

Loathe - Woodworking machine for dwarves

Hydrochloric

Hydrochloric - energy generated by a giant reservoir of dandelions

Bumfluff

bumfluff: part of a bunnygirls costume

pleasure

pleasure: Polish-made Turkish delight

tetchy

tetchy: sensitive tea bags

disproportionate

disproportionate - indegestion after eating too much

obelisk

obelisk - astelix' matey buddy fat bloke aka Gerard Defahque

quintillion

quintillion - overdose of a pear-like fruit

transmission

transmission - late night run for oestrogen

periwinkle

periwinkle - the bend in a German periscope

absolute

absolute should be spelled asbolute - anti social musical instrument

cockle

(Liked the enameled sara)

cockle - German goggles

serendipitous

serendipitous - taking a swim in the water off Venice (aka la serenissima)

Sisyphus labor - housework (just joking but had to get it out of my system)

proclaim

proclaim - ambulance chaser

precipitation

precipitation - look oon your face while being held by the ankles off a cliff

jocular

jocular - like a Rab C Nesbitt

plenitude

plenitude - Lenin's collected works

saffron

saffron - man called Ronald from south London.

ravenous

ravenous: seriously into parties

bluster

bluster - doll inflated by windpower

demagogue

demagogue - shrine dedicated to Ms Moore-Kutchner

cascade

cascade - Escada throw

surreptitiously

surreptitiously - surrogate parent that also provides post-natal wet-nurse services

cantankerous

cantankerous - syndrome known to soldiers stuck in a combat machine on traction runners

weave

weave - a small street

charlatan

charlatan: Carmilla Bowles after her summer holidays

justify

justify - israeli erection

fumbling

fumbling - a large gaudy thumb ring

institutionalized

institutionalized - accepting a job working for "the man"

linguist

linguist - limbre pasta maker

onanatorium

Where ona's go when they become crazy

mastication

mastication: giving oneself a blow job

infatuation

infatuation - falling in love with an obese partner

express

express - fast ironing service

plummy

plummy - belly shaped like an arse

piston

piston - used to describe a tree, shrub or lamp-post recently visited by a canine

prompt

prompt - having been invited to the High School dance event of the year

vicious

vicious - german hopes & dreams

vociferous

vociferous: extra-strength mouthwash

litotes

litotes - low calorie breakfast cereal

pyjama

pyjama - sandwich spread for midnight snacks

oriental

oriental - person who gives directions as a profession

porthole