Definitions game

tinkered - broken beyond repair, as in: I just tinkered with it a little...

knackered

Tinkered - exhaustion after fairy sex

lombard

Ah fuck, too slow - and I so liked my tinkered

Knackered it is Ciars

knackered: how you feel after departing with your pet horse

biological

knackered - having Knackwurst added (i.e. "I knackered the vegetable soup.")

lombard

biological - paying for a university professor

lombard, dammit!

P.S. I liked your tinkered, too, JS

lombard - wealthy traveling musician

ribald

(thanks SB)

ribald - a joke so crude and funny, it makes your hair fall out

adhesive

p.s. Kudos JS - i liked your tinkered too !

adhesive - reacting aggressively to crap advertising.

calcium

calcium - milky mineral

kitsch

kitsch - throw-and-catch ballgame in Foxrock

fluffer

fluffer- maid's duster

oxygen

oxygen - weekend of good music and debauchery

debauchery

debauchery- bad batch of brownies

cranberry

cranberry - singing nymph from Limerick

quail

quail - a piece of string left hanging outside

tabernacle

quail- found under a bush

ninny

tabernacle- injured knuckle from opening tetra pak

ninny

quail: beer made from quinces

escalator

edit: too slow

ninny: a skinny nanny

nincompoop

tabernacle - shrine for a holy soft-drink

ninny - thin nanny

corpus

catch up

corpus: American company

nincompoop

@SB: my computer is slower than the one I had at work!

nincompoop- short story not included in "delta of venus"

pickle

pickle - make someone laugh by peeing on them

pitfall

pitfall- pratfall that fails to get a laugh

dander

pitfall - disturbance of inner ear in pitbulls

obligatory

edit: oops too late!

you already posted dander

dander: to wander amongst dandelions

degenerate

degenerate - to reduce energy consumption

agricultural

agricultural: having the quality of promoting the cult of aggression

expatriate

Expatirate = Leavers of a land to start upon a new, to pillage, take jobs, and miss the homeland...or not, as is sometimes the case.

Volcanicity

Volcanicity - post vindaloo rectal condition

irate

iRate - The new digital handheld anger management device from Apple

Heritage

heritage- a new line of luxury hotels so expensive your heirs will still be paying the mini-bar bill long after you are gone.

zoot suit

... - ...

...

... - exhaustion of definition creating capacity

spectral

spectral - searching for a pair of glasses

hotel

hotel - the telphone in a brothel

brothel

hotel - spanish or mexican restaurant serving very spicy food

moneyspider

brothel - a hotel run by male siblings

moneyspider - an arachnoid that f*cks you for cold hard cash (insider joke, sorry. Look for posts by IPJ.)

acquittal

acquittal - light persistent rain

culpability

culpability - the drinking properties of a cool beer in a Biergarten on a hot day in May

immediate

immediate - an ever impatiant trade unionist

Division

Division - feudal inheritance technique

carbunkle

carbunkle - relative with a chipshop, like a girlfriend in a coma. I know, I know, it's serious.

condiment

condiment - what Rice really said as opposed to what Bush understood

balsam

balsam - vinegar base

streptococcal

streptococcal - lambada like dance practiced on Thursdays in Soul City

Cherub

Cherub - lazy angel-like chubby infant

creative

Creative = able to make something out of nothing (see <-- sentence for Uncreativity)

Palpable

Palpable: a paid friend

innoculate

innoculate - getting a vaccine when its already too late

pursue

pursue: feline taking legal action

liability