Definitions game

Japanese brand

cork

cork: a miniature coat-rack

bludgeon

bludgeon: bloody pidgeon

Germolene

Oh poo. I wanted glue - A ventriloquist's vafourite colour. Oh well.

Germolene - sterilisation for krauts

quintessential

Germolene - a sympathetic Muenchner

bollard

Edit: pooh beaten again

bollard - hard Bollocks

contraseptive

quintessential - concierge service for the English blue blood (fact)

bollard - 3rd time lucky

Far-lands - do you mean contraceptive?

quintessential

something you use five times and then discard

bollard

another shelf unit from IKEA

calamity

calamity, something that happens to people that jump the que...

contraseptive

Calamity: Dial up service to replace lost gloves etc.

Preponderous.

calamity - when your name is 'Jane' (no offence to anyone out there)

far-lands 'contraceptive'

preponderous - a thoughtful dinosaur

contraceptive

contraseptive (sic)

a device for cleaning a American tank

malodourous

contraceptive: preventing infection

prenuptial

(Farlands - Are you a real, live trainspotter? Have just read your profile)

Prenuptial - Foreplay

rabbit

No, I just collect tri-ang / hornby ones, and enjoy a ride on the West Somerset Railway every now and then.

sorry to disapoint you, but no blittle book with numbers ...

rabbit, A Volkswagen Golf

to eject

to eject - the pull-out method

tragic

tragic

a traffic jam which appears out of nowhere

Friday

Friday. some twat that couldn't spell properly Fryday

ejaculation

EDIT: going home now befor I'm shot !

ejaculation - official figures showing how many porn mags are sold

calendar

calendar: somebody who hires out vegetables

vertical

vertical - the art of tiltillating shrubberies

intention

Intention - Anal sex. Sorry. I will leave now

Flask

Flask - making inquiries about the State of Florida

arbitration

arbitration: the number of arbits you are allowed

discussion

discussion - preference for sleeping without pillows

amalgam

A Malagasy anagram

riot

riot - Brasilian dry river named after a veteran TTer who lost one leg because he thought he was in a football game thread, while in reality he was being bombed in the Iraqnam

now: "corruption"

A girl named Cora having an Orgasm...Menstrate

I guess that would be "menstruate". If so:

Menstruate: Monthly truancy rate

Wheat

You also spelt it wrong.

I did?

Wheat: Rhymes with sweet

Brit

Bog Roll In, or not in, Toilet.

Don't know if I'm playing right. How about:

Flush

Brit

remains of former Britboard

Flush

a particularly nasty variety of gastric flu

erroneous

erroneous - nauseous Italian hero

tribulation

tribulation - when all the (native american) Indians get together for a party

playstation

playstation - shed for Thomas the Tank

sacrosanct

sacrosanct: a holy croissant

blaggard

blaggard = diaper-like shorts used to protect against incontinence

scrum

(am i playing right?)

scrum: a shrivelled scrotum

gouge

gouge - to measure the depth of an eye-socket with your thumb

hexapod

hexapod: large bean-like structure containing witches

gizzard

gizzard: a giddy wizard

thrumble

thrumble: to clear one´s throat whilst mumbling

befuddled

befuddled - dressing like the hunter Elmar from the Bugs Bunny cartoons on Halloween

binary

binary: a breath freshener for garbage cans

bretheren

An extended brotherhood

practical