Definitions game

jab - Japanese cab

stunned

stunned- stunt man stubbing toe

daredevil

daredevil - delocalised demon

crucial

crucial- oars

coxswain

coxswain - a motivating swine

orange

orange - Botticelli cherub

immortal

immortal - haunted valley

illustrate

illustrate - sickly clouds

pirouette

pirouette - extremely small pirate

fanfare

Fanfare: A sweaty meat pie served at football grounds by surly purple cheeked battleaxes.

Zimmer

Zimmer - Zimbabwean Dimmer switch

Embroider

Embroider - posh zombie

Contribution

Contribution - Government by tribunal

reflect

reflect - to automatically fall on one knee in front of a nun

imbursement

imbursement - swelling of purse

luscious

luscious - alcoholic ice cream

deprecated

depreciated - non-alcoholic ice cream

disheveled

dishevelled - lacking book storage space

mellifluous

mellifluous - Bee flu

consultative

consultative - in the process of opening an embassy for potatoes

grotesquerie

grotesquerie - citizens advice bureau for the undead

homogenous

homogenous - innocent gayness

lacksadaisical

lacksadaisical - term used by HR to inform you that you have no more holidays left

sonorous

sonorous - singing dinosaur

emasculate

emasculate - Lorena Bobbitts knife

succumb

succumb - detachable comfort digit

prescient

prescient - the state of a hypothesis before it is proven to be scientific fact

unctous

unctuous - assuming characteristics of a Father Ted character

pantheon

pantheon - entire cast of Father Ted

follicle

follicle - hairy moot remake of Father Ted

libations

libations - favourite steps of dancing priests

hootenanny

hootenanny - noise made by a female goat.

lathe

lathe - unpunctual due to getting wedged in tub

crepuscular

crepuscular: descriptive of a French pancake that contains a lot of meat

consonant

consonant - singing insect of a hard-working, champion drinking persuasion

insalubrious

insalubrious- the condition of being unable to say goodbye

hurricane

hurricane - sugar for constipation

blanched

blanched - condition induced by the imbing of too much hoegaarden (biere blanche)

conurbation

conurbation - mutual masturbation

harmony

harmony - financial assets of female spouse

vicarious

vicarious - indeaconly funny

buttress

buttress - a horse's tail

plurality

plurality: the concept of an orgy

organic

organic- lead veggies

hippy

hippy - cheeky from the waist down

saline

saline- canadian artificial tears

sallow

sallow - salt for dieters

sopophoric

sopophoric - happy, dancing, laughing, joyous ladies in habits, singing of meadows and hills and sheep and streams and babblying brooks and pepper

sapprophytic

sapprophytic - Nostradamus' lesbian sister

suppleness

suppleness - having no desire to drink a pint in yorkshire

contortionist