Definitions game

slipstream - peeing outside the toilet bowl

masquerade

masquerade - lemonade in disguise

colander

colander - someone with same nationality as yourself

expedite

expedite - cousin of a trogdolyte

massacre

massacre - a mad murderous frenzy armed only with eye-liner

bubble-wrap

bubble-wrap - Hubble protector

spotless

spotless - your dog just got run over

eventide (gotta do an easy one now and then)

eventide - crust of sweat left after a Pearl Jam concert

perineum

perineum- important in fencing

foil

foil - fish oil

drift

drift - south african national service

brewery

brewery- a place to find au pairs after the nusery.

fibril

fibril - Sub-class of the gerbil family

pyrrhic

phyrric - drunken pirate

enclosed

enclosed - an "O"

nefarious

nefarious - used to describe a location that is near and far from the point of origin at the same time

lipid

lipid: passport for your mouth

precarious

precarious - transport in the 19th century

commodity

commodity - song sung on the toilet

deprecated

deprecated- "passed" by johnny depp

fudge

fudge - packing material

cranial

cranial- the love between a man and his english muffin

slather

slather - froth produced by slappers

rapacious

rapacious- flavor flav's morning breath

cracker

cracker - crazy shelf stacker

levitate

levitate- trick david blane likes to perform on the street wearing a trench coat

fraud

fraud - Nick Gleesons lingerie line

sanguine

sanguine- penguin that has an encore

oncologist

oncologist - brief history of colonialism

radish

radish - device to warn you of speed traps

apostrophe

apostrophe - Best Postman award

skim

skim - korean chopping technique

erudite

erudite - greek goddess of going out with the wrong person

wellington

wellington - a bakers measure:the quantity of flour needed to bake enough brezn for all of munich on a monday morning

(I miss brezn! *sniff*)

porcelaine

porcelain - a woolly French piglet

quince

quince: a homosexual who minces his words

foreplay

foreplay- kid's stuff

zinger

zinger - person who dyes their hair orange

universal

universal- space shuttle wax

disgruntled

disgruntled - performed tracheotomy on grouch

tinnitus

tinnitus- pain from biting on tin foil with fillings

recompense

recompense - to pick up scattered change

serendipity

serendipity - rough terrain in the Serengeti park

mitochondria

mitochondria - headache from wearing a bishop's hat

challenge

challenge - pre-christian stone circle erected by chavs

unhinged

unhinged- retired swinger

gape

gape - cross between a gorilla and a smaller simian

sustainable

sustainable- any stain that might result in legal action

gobstopper

gobstopper - goatse

celebrity

celebrity- rubin carter

jab