Definitions game

leopard - a forgiving football mascot

prude

prude - a modest prune

electrode

electrode- what those little cars drive on...

apoxy

apoxy - state of indifference towards dermatitis

ebullient

ebullient- a bully savant

pimples

pimples = tiny ponces

dodecahedron

dodecahedron - running into a wall like Homer Simpson

opprobrium

dodecahedron- what you don't want to look like in a bathing suit.

cabana

cabana - new age religion revolving around the worship of barry manilow by tying red string around the nose

corpulescence

corpulescence - body odour

marble

Hmm, shouldn't it have been Punchbear's 'opprobrium'?

= exceedingly shameful conduct on the Oprah Winfrey Show

If so then I propose Rebecca's 'marble' so we're back on track

marble - a crazy Marbella resident

prodigious

prodigious - The religion of the President of the European Commission.

effluent

effluent - frequent swearword user

pleasant

pleasant - fat fowl

mandrake

mandrake - a fork-like tool for gathering citrus fruit from the floor.

amacrine

amacrine - Apple-user´s piss

quaver

quaver- average squared.

virile.

virile - walking like a German, ie veers

conjugate

conjugate - illegal brewery in a prison

collar

collar - mating cry of electricians

numb

numb- cold monk mantra

lotus

lotus - vertically challenged German lady

ampersand

ampersand- in your diaper on brighton beach.

punctilio

ampersand - west country pickernik basket

gunwales

punctilio - punctured swiming pool floatation device

gunwales

gunwales - worst enemy of the tomahawk shark

codswallop

codswallop- blowjob black eye

sissy

sissy - male sibling behaving like a female sibling

odious

odiuos- what ulysses smelled like when he got back

goatherd

goatherd - be number three when it´s time to leave.

brash

brash - chapping of hands or face due to winter exposure

sublime

sublime - suffering from vitamin C deficiency

clogged

clogged - when one has been physically beaten by a dutch person.

contraban

contraban- the greater things in life

solitude

solitude - an 'I told you so' attitude

inertia

inertia- greek goddess of sitting around

meritorious

meritorious - an infamous sea

obfuscate

ob-fuscate- to airbrush an ultrasound

edema

Edema- A hermaphrodite.

Depilate.

Depilate - sending Pontius back to Rome

entourage

entourage - angry while feeding German ducks

mollycoddle

mollycoddle- belonging to an unwashed wench

ingrown

ingrown - hillbilly root vegetable

tarpaulin

Ingrown- An inbred in the fetal stage.

trepidation.

OOps- late post- sorry!

New word is Tarpaulin then!

Tarpaulin - what should be done (before feathering) to Pauline Hanson

Effluvium

effluvium- Roman runny nose

dastardly

dastardly - referring to a dead bastard

filigree

filigree - upper-class totty

steeplechase

steeplechase - church inventory

sprout