Definitions game

balcony - East coast subsidiary of designer sports drugs company

chamber

chamber - hardened Swiss resin

populate

populate - chocolate substitute (see also coagulate)


interior

Squidgy innards of a small dog

bungalow

bungalow - an electric boogaloo with a jungle beat

bhangra

bhangra- indian aircraft garage

sinusitis

Sinusitis - a building plot in Shanghai

Recepticle

recepticle- a person who has just been given an iceblock

tramping

Tramping - Pushing the bell to get off the bus.

Bravado

bravado - tequila-fuelled Dutch courage

absinthe

absinthe - the gap in your memory during a night of drinking spirits

vocabulary

vocabulary - a loud gathering of constables

peevish

Peevish - German incontinence pants.

Rapscallion

rapscallion - Eminem's favourite vegetable

scold

scold- Texas phrase "scold outside"

perspective

scold - replaces good morning as a greeting when temperature drops below -10C

Edit. perspective - searcing for that elusive 10c coin to avoid changing a €50 note

umbrella

perspective- the cat's point of view

sanguine

Sanguine- Singing it, and meaning it.

Derelict

Why did you skip "umbrella"?

wasn't perdido in first?

that was a late edit.

derelict- something henry miller payed to get in paris

retarded

Yes, Perdido was in first, which is why she edited her own late reply to define the word suggested by Perdido (perspective) and propose "umbrella".
I don't know why she didn't just delete her late definition, there would have been no misunderstanding then.

I surrender.

carry on then with umbrella.

retarded - delayed road surfacing

umbrella

umbrella- Shelter from the storm.

Fatuous.

fatuous - a diet that doesn't work

kaleidoscope


Because it's a challenge to define the extra word and re-post before someone jumps in before me again.

kaleidoscope - looking for a German dress

rag

rag - angry about losing an "e".

antique

antique - a queue-jumping granny

blurb

blurb - insulting review written without your reading glasses

insinuate

Some weird fetish involving Marmite

Recognition

Recognition- the opposite of a hit and run.

dipstick

dipstick : Mongoloid beating implement

Saxon

Saxon- Coltrane in need of a tan, man.

high-hat

Must ... resist!!!
Do NOT post picture of TBFB in his tin hat!

high-hat - "I hate" à la française

puff

puff - the sound of happiness

notepad

no-te-pad: A coaster for coffee.

instantaneous

instantaneous- americas take on coffee

gladiator

gladiator - battery-powered woman's toy

cousin

cousin

what i do when I´m late-ish

prognathic...ffs..

prognathic- DubÄ?ek

dental dam

dental dam- otherwise known as lock jaw

patriot

patriot (french) - a boughten threesome

diploma

diploma- a sagging llama

mink

mink - not quite mauve, not quite pink

photogenic

Photogenic - person with the ability to turn light into denim

Circumspect

circumspect- the crowd at a bris

schnoz

Shnoz- Emerald City Liqueur.

Chagrin.

chagrin - a group of happy chavs

leopard