Definitions game

(orifice - the scary facial expresion of a scotsman)

edit bugger crawlie...

tubular

singing book for bath time

pedestrian

I'm giggling myself sick.

Pedestrian - a walking menace to children

empowerment

Empowerment - What it used to mean to have the freedom to choose between electricity providers.

Gesticulate

Gesticulate: having an unknown number of testicles

obsolete

Gesticulate - Hand movements performed when the toilet is occupied and you really really needed to go but suddenly don't need to go so much any more.

Rotation

Rotation - the amount of movement required by oars on a boat

Masticate

masticate - masturbating within a syndicate...

articulate

Articulate - having a good vocabulary about large trucks

Gamete

articulate: meeting with art delayed

pathetic

Pathetic - being poor at building walkways

Definition

Definition - to render something endless

Plumber

Plumber - one who charges 50/hr to pick fruit.

Taxation

Taxation - plane on its way to the runway

rubber

Rubber - a thief with a heavy cold

disco

disco - ONS heaven !!

crankshaft

crankshaft - a slang term for an eccentric person's penis

tennis

tennis - a ten inch long penis

autoshift

autoshift - pushing a car when it's broken down

castigate

castigate - investigating the castration of an amimal without permission of its owner

mesmerise

Mesmerise - being able to remember the exact point that you lost conciousness.

Imperial

Imperial - a small gnome's antenna.

ragamuffin
woof.

ragamuffin - a nice pussy !!

contradictive

contradictive - An addiction to always being the opposite of everyone else.

Investigation

Investigation - trying to find out what happened to your pension fund

Calculator

Indian slang for: see you later in calcutta...

asbestos

Asbestos - Newspeak used by Microsoft to refer to their new operating system.

Tablets

Tablets - small Geordie cigarettes

Suicide
woof.

Suicide - Egyptian martyrs making a canal

lampshade

Lampshade - English midfielder's german portfolio

chronometer

chronometer - A tool for farmers to count the amount of crop he looses due to greedy crows.

terrestrial

Terrestrial - The trial of more than one terrorist at the same time.

Miscellaneous

terrestrial - marks left by a small dog

abdicate

shoot, beaten
miscellaneous - an unmarried woman of loose morals

abdicate

Abdicate - the breaking up of a top Swedish pop combo

Mousepad

mousepad - rodent living quarters

distaff

distaff - West Indian colleagues

anorak

anorak - new shelf from IKEA

bitty

anorak - northern irish talking about one more automatic weapon

bitty

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

just changed mine to match the other one.

bitty: abr. a bit of tea

binary

gambling speak for 'double or nothing'

effervescent

effervescent: somebody who uses the "f" word a lot

appeasing

food that makes a squeaky noise as you eat it

antirhinum

Rhinoceros repellent

glue

Married to Uncle Scrophulariaceae

paralax

edit: far too slow!

glue: another word for turquoise

globule

Scenario involving the mistaken belief that the toilet lid is open.

Flummox

Edit: beaten by Uncle Nick.

beaten to it

tumescence: concentrated stomach juice

bland