Definitions game

please leave the message board with your stupid definitions

Wellness Hotel

Wellness Hotel - feelgood accommodation

climber

climber- a woman comfortable being alone. (read k-limber)

jingo

jingo: a go-playing Chinese patriot

surfeit

surfeit- a fat surfer

hang-ten

hang ten - a Hawaiian washing line

deficit

deficit- the toilette seat in a public restroom

fiasco

fiasco - italian car that often needs repairing

resplendent

resplendent- organic beauty mask prepared in a blender

fissure

fissure - an unavoidable crack

procedure

procedure- epileptic golf lessons

asinine

asinine - herd of horse related animals

yuletide

yuletide - flood of Christmas presents

failure

yuletide- ebb and flow of eggnog in punch bowl

wassailing

failure- bad for catching fish

jail bait

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ actually only one word is allowed, we let ad nauseam slip through on a technicality
jail - French for I have garlic
bait - the fish snatched the lure

lore

wassailing - serious but rare island buttock disease

brining

didnt see the lore. go ahead sirs.

FYI, there have been at least three more examples since then.

Kay, honey, some of us have to work. I admit, it distracts from TT but pays the bils.
Anyway, let's try to stick to one-word objects of definition.

lore- long boring anecdotist

bellicose

bellicose - irate Italian beauties

primary

primary - Jesus' mother (of course!)

allude

allude- swingers' party etiquette

esurient

esurient: standard issue deodorant in the Roman Legion

curmudgeon

curmudgeon, I realize was used before, twice.
the new word is:
woodsy

woodsy - rural courting session

plinth

plinth: archaic pre-mercantile trade unit equal to 5/8 of a pound of lint

niggled

niggled = arrested by pygmy policemen

federal

federal- F.B.I. baked good

carbuncle

carbuncle - father's or mother's brother with a big diamond ring

partridge

partridge - refrigerator shelf

studious

studious- hunky greek

zipper

Partridge: The furrow that appears in one's forehead when lying about one's golf handicap.

Funicular

oops slow fingers...

funicular- pedicure given to corpses

duster

Zipper: Narcoleptic east end victorian mass murderer.

Remunerate

Remunerate - coming back to the capital of Bavaria

hinge

Hinge (vi) to complain in a half hearted manner

Frampton

Frampton - large amount of electricity in France

Decaffeinated

Decaffeinated- wore out

touche'

Touche - specialist hairpiece for revolutionaries

Prestidigitation

prestidigitation- Italian SFX

tuffet

tuffet - sub-teen female punk

snatch

snatch-is a very rude word

Guinness

Guinness - lady guinea pig

baritone

baritone - the annoying, inevitable bridge in Barry Manilow songs

tergiversation

tergiversation- small talk from hostess at a thanksgiving party

tingle

tingle - Christmas carols CD

smoky

smokey- benevolent bear

benausic

banausic - allergic to bananas

tepid