Definitions game

vomiting - what happens if you don't wash your hands after vimtoing

scrupulous

Scrupulous - Greek Prostitute

Vermicelli

Vermicelli: pests forming a string quartet

avarice

Avarice - mediocre chinese meal

promulgate

promulgate - the major media scandal when GW Bush shamelessly made the blooper of saying he thought the mullet was an attractive haircut

eviscerate

eviscerate - to enliven ones sex life with class A drugs

Clematis

Clematis - the result of enlivening one's sex life with class A drugs.

Oxymoron

oxymoron - an idiotic beef stock cube

plentiful

plentiful - an overflowing teapot

indistinct

indistinct - to be caught in a smelly situation

hypochondriac

hypochondriac - a manic-deppresive and alcoholic hippopotamus

ambidextrous

ambidextrous: uncertain about one's talents

gratitude

Pre masticating food for elderly folk on a pro bono basis

Fornicate

Fornicate: someone who consumed in my place

infatuated

Replete after an english breakfast

crepuscular

crepuscular - a muscular French pancake

lascivious

a lancashire nymphomaniac

Clandestine

Clandestine - a Middle Eastern tribe

cricket

religious form of inter-planetary transport

cylindrical

cylindrical - using a pipe-shaped telephone

flounce

flounce: a form of liquid mesurement

umbilical

umbilical- Spanish way of saying for California Bill

Skeezer

Skeezer = Cockney ski instructor

Ratio

Ratio - the late piano playing Mr. Charles performing in public

discretion

How CDs are made.

Catamaran

Catamaran = A nice place for a summer party in Bodrum, Turkey.

lovey-dovey

lovey-dovey: person with a feather fetish

scrumptious

scrumptious: the sort of apple from which scrumpy is made.

centrifugal

centrifugal - moving to the suburbs

scabrous

scabrous-french strike breaker

Salud

Salud - You really have bad luck (Salados Ustedes)

cuneiform

cuneiform: a cute uniform

paleontology

paleontology = the study of caucasians

Timorous

Timorous : A type of Greek yoghurt

foible

foible- a cat from brooklyn

leatherette

leatherette - dominatrix trainee

thimble

thimble- a blonde with a lisp

lugubrious

lugubrious - opposite of salubrious

curtailment

curtailment - pronounced curt-ailment - a disease of extreme brevity.

fallopian

fallopian - characterised by feelings of autumnal utopia

innuendo

innuendo - a cheap mexican border motel

corruptable

corruptable (sic) - mafioso's office desk

commode

commode - cold war / commie soviet fashion label

inexorable

inexorable - not possible to copy

alphabet

alphabet - the top dog is placing a wager

truth

truth: a gap-toothed ceasefire

fisticuffs

fisticuffs- part of a boxer's evening attire

unkempt

fisticuffs: sleeves that are closed at the end

rogue

portliestgigolo: unfair you changed your post

unkempt - never having slept in a tent

equestrian

equestrian: pedestrian crossing for horses

banana-split