Kay
Sep 18 2006, 11:02 am
imploding - joining the police force
turbulence
sarabyrd
Sep 18 2006, 9:34 pm
turbulence - wind created by an Indian's headgear
equilibrum
equilibrium - a literary substitute for valium
vernacular
Yorkie
Sep 19 2006, 9:44 am
vernacular - 20,000 vampires under the sea.
productivity
willywonker
Sep 19 2006, 9:51 am
Productivity - bowel movement after a bad curry
Shareholder
sarabyrd
Sep 19 2006, 9:54 am
productivity - the output of a factory dedicated to children's bathtoys in the shape of water fowl
voluptuous
sarabyrd
Sep 19 2006, 9:55 am
QUOTE (willywonker @ Sep 19 2006, 9:51 am)

Productivity - bowel movement after a bad curry
Shareholder
QUOTE (Salt @ Sep 19 2006, 9:54 am)

productivity - the output of a factory dedicated to children's bathtoys in the shape of water fowl
voluptuous
dammit
shareholder - device designed for attaching the cutting blade of a plow
voluptuous
MicroX
Sep 19 2006, 12:39 pm
voluptuous: a whole lotta Rosie
floating-point
Joliet Jake
Sep 19 2006, 1:03 pm
floating-point = Me destination when out on the high seas
booty
HellesAngel
Sep 19 2006, 1:26 pm
Booty: A small boat.
Telegraph
Janx Spirit
Sep 19 2006, 1:42 pm
Telegraph - diagram depicting telephone usage in a large family
Pirate
sarabyrd
Sep 19 2006, 1:46 pm
pirate - a fire specialist
instantaneous
MicroX
Sep 19 2006, 1:47 pm
pirate: an airplane pilot who's not very good at it.
Damn-- Too slow :-)
instantaneous: what you have to be keep up with this game
regards
sarabyrd
Sep 19 2006, 2:06 pm
regards - guys taking a second shift protecting Buckingham Palace
precipice
lucifyer
Sep 19 2006, 2:30 pm
precipice - push button toilet
swagger
sea-king
Sep 20 2006, 10:38 am
swagger- a female tea-leave (thief)
pudding
HellesAngel
Sep 20 2006, 1:22 pm
Pudding: Something made of poo
Management
Showem
Sep 20 2006, 1:25 pm
Management: something that often misses.
driving
Uncle Nick
Sep 20 2006, 1:31 pm
driving: what seems like a good idea after the pub (so that you don“t have to stagger home)
disembowlment
MicroX
Sep 20 2006, 5:17 pm
disembowelment: the opposite of management.. almost
presentation
sarabyrd
Sep 20 2006, 9:49 pm
presentation - birthday party
integration
Rebecca
Sep 25 2006, 11:23 pm
integration - being eaten by a tiger
dragonfly
Verbatim
Sep 26 2006, 6:03 am
dragonfly: sticky trap for annoying insects
curmudgeon
willum
Sep 29 2006, 5:55 pm
curmudgeon: what you get if you cross a skinny dog, a cow and a pigeon.
Plantagenet
Plantagenet - inaccurately plotted tangent
periwinkle
brokenm
Sep 29 2006, 8:40 pm
periwinkle-the area around your asshole
pumpkin
pumpkin - pneumatically powered family member
testosterone
sarabyrd
Oct 2 2006, 8:10 am
testosterone - the measure of hormones released masturbating
predicament
far-lands
Oct 2 2006, 8:45 am
predicament - Act before involving the male genital organ.
calamity
willum
Oct 5 2006, 7:43 pm
calamity: friendliness of californians
cloying
Didsbury's Daftest
Oct 6 2006, 10:53 am
cloying - when a German has lost his Yang sitting on the loo.
tromboning
sarabyrd
Oct 6 2006, 12:59 pm
tromboning - the clogging of an Irish musical instrument
bedazzled
willum
Oct 7 2006, 7:57 pm
Bedazzled: seeing stars due to getting hit by a packet of washing-powder (see also beomoed, bepersilled, etc.,)
spatula
spatula - Tulane University thermal baths
corrosive
Jennie
Oct 7 2006, 8:35 pm
Corrosive = "Bunte" magazine
Uranus
Uranus - uranium escape valve
caleidoscope
perdido
Oct 7 2006, 9:52 pm
caleidoscope= what uboaters look through when dropping LSD.
Congress
sarabyrd
Oct 8 2006, 2:35 pm
congress - 1) Opposite of progress; 2) assembly of jailbirds
intermediate
intermediate - refereeing a pacifists' boxing match
pistachio
Bell the cat
Oct 8 2006, 2:59 pm
pistacio - a drunk Italian
zyzygy
zyzygy: a limbering-up exercise for typists
arugula
sarabyrd
Oct 11 2006, 9:07 pm
arugula - a gargling vampire
pugilist
grip
Oct 11 2006, 9:20 pm
pugilist - bugle player adding a nasal tinge to the music
shebang
shebang - party given by the Queen of Sheba
cloister
willum
Oct 11 2006, 10:12 pm
cloister - german: an oyster found in the toilet.
dichotomy
dichotomy - a 50:50 divorce settlement
flamboyant
Didsbury's Daftest
Nov 10 2006, 3:46 pm
flamboyant - that burning sensation between your legs after having been shagged senseless by a teenage boy
vimtoing
QUOTE (Didsbury @ Nov 10 2006, 3:46 pm)

vimtoing
Say that again?
Didsbury's Daftest
Nov 10 2006, 3:54 pm
ok, v e r y s l o w l y - v i m t o i n g
Uncle Nick
Nov 10 2006, 4:10 pm
vimtoing: scrubbing the floors with your pinkies
vomiting
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