Definitions game

Peletapie - special football edition of sellotape

coitus interuptus

coitus interuptus = is a Harry Potter "charm" allowing you to "interrupt" time.

Alibaba

Ali Baba - Arabic alphabet book

cinnamon

cinnamon - to sign something using your full name

syringe

syringe - a Damascus engineer

culprit

culprit = when Prit (Uhu) goes bad...

Descarte

Descartes - selecting postcards in France

pristine

Pristine - The state of the ceiling before Michelangelo gets out the brushes (Pre-Sistine).

Loquacious

Loquacious - someone who eats large amounts of liquorice (see also chocaholic)

squamous

A weak stomached rodent.

Vicissitude

a vicious attitude

wisp

wisp - a thin wasp

sporran

sporran- An extremely vicious breed of mushroom that spreads its spores by running round the woods and spitting them at anything that moves

Bright

bright - opposite of bwrong (or bleft)

oscillate

Oscillate - a dead east german

mouthorgan

mouthorgan - something not to be blown.

oatcake

oatcake - flattened, dried horse turd

subsidiary

subsidiary - a spare diary for when the usual diary can't be found

cummerbund

cummerbund - a league of depressed Germans

ambivalent

ambivalent - dark yellow coloured weight loss drink sold between Karneval and Easter

acoustic

acoustic - a mild pickling agent

tribulation

tribulation - that feeling of ecstasy when the paperboy would actually manage to deliver the Chicago Tribune on time.

anachronistic

anachronistic - it's that time of the month for Miss Kournikova

ovine

a good smelling cow (bovine missing bo.. (well nearly))

farting - irish star (needs accent)
buggery - study of insects
feckless - celebate in ireland (again requires the accent)

utopia

Utopia - Utah narcotics squad

pleased

pleased: happy to be squellchy smothered in mushy peas.

investigation

investigation - looking for something in the pockets of an upper/outer garment

receipt

receipt = Re-seeping sept liquid

bliksim

bliksim - SiM's torn copy of German-language tabloid

complacent

complacent- To have a happy smiling, non verbal orgasm

available

available - female willing to become a strict muslim

jettison

Jettison - Joan's rock 'n' roll offspring

prurient

prurient - the state of having eaten too many prunes

guide

guide - a male tourist attendant after having shown the group around the city

obese

obese: tampon-like

blamage

Um, that's German ...
Herr Nick, Sie sind draussen!

Isn´t it also French, and as far as I recall we´ve had other foreign words. But if you insist how about poltergeist (yes it´s also used in English!) The correct translation would have been Onkel Nick, not Herr Nick.

Pas que je sache...
Maybe you were thinking of blâme (=reprimand)?

poltergeist - phantom chicken

blimp

blimp - uneven gait due to a blister

pantomime

pantomime - getting locked without keys wearing only undewear

astute

astute - a female horse

wither

wither- (pronounced with-her) the depressing reply forcibly given by a non single male when approached by beautiful female

badger

badger - mascot of Annoyers Anonymous

energy

energy - to point out a woman's G-spot.

hedonism

hedonism - getting a blow-job in the open

grandeur

grandeur - posessing a large clock

stipulation

stipulation - the percentage of the populace with an eyelid infection

carbonated

carbonated: somebody who has eaten a lot of charcoal

smooching

smooching - the sound you hear when Cow Tipping in Switzerland

imploding