Definitions game

plymostic: a painful hand condition brought on by too much speed-typing

kanuck

an anorak for a canoe

Pissidion

Pissidion? I don't know the real definition for that word

Pissidion: identification of ionised urine

platipus

pissidion: Irish slang word (see also plymostic), meaning a word not to be found in an English dictionary.

>removed<

I just looked it up, it's the name of a monastery. I personally am against using proper names.

@UN
Platipus doesn't exist, either (but platypus does).

platypus: Noun, 1. A female with extremely good v*ginal muscular control. 2. A girl you want to marry.

gerimander

gerimander - a German amphibian

crucible

Flat pack theatres.

socialite

@Kay: I thought the spelling looked wrong! Maybe I´ve been living in Germany too long!

socialite: the sticky film of trodden-in alcohol on a bar-room floor

jocular

jocular: discriptive of jockeys

disengagement

disengagement: pulling the plug on a soured relationship.

podcast

podcast: plaster model of peas

psychotherapist

psychotherapist - Dr. Norman Bates, Psy.D.

blubber

blubber - a fat person who cries a lot

wireless

wireless - merchandise that is discounted without any obvious reason

funicular

funicular - alternative spelling of a well-known Italian phrase

pretentious

funicular - a joke-telling refrigerator

>too late!<

pretentious - anxiety over where to set up camp

fondue

fondue: French foreplay

testicle

testicle - finding out if Tess is tickelish.

vomit

vomit: Russian inter-city express train

executrix

executrix: CEO of Tricksters, Inc.

clemency

clemency: football commentator and friend of Greavesy.

demented

demented: having had mentos removed from your mouth

procrastinate

procrastinate - professional crash test investigator

sellotape

sellotape: a tape selling salesman

plod

plod: heavy treading i-pod

adolescence

adolescence: the raw materials needed to make Barbie

imposing

imposing: A show-off mischievous little demon

confinement

confinement - mint-flavoured French jam

percussion

percussion - ancient art of seeing through padded objects

jingle

jingle: what fairies do to empty a full bladder

locket

locket - a kettle safety catch

purveyor

purveyor: a seller of kinky sex

protection

protection: the professional league of tectioners

umbilical

umbilical - my tongue-tied Californian cousin Billy

deodorant

deodorant - wrong spelling for REodorant

hammer

Hammer- the opposite of the German "hammer nischt"

Altitude

Altitude - a haughty manner

curious

curious - has healing powers

isoceles

isoceles - What I said after playing Final Fantasy VI.

hazard

hazard - an unexpected blizzard

encomium

encomium - Some sickness...

Pescatore

pescatore - person fishing for compliments on his/her knowledge of Italian

pretentious

pretentious - about to set off on a camping trip (haven't we defined this one already)

pelmet

pelmet - head protecting device abused as a chamber pot

copulate
(Yeah, I'm back. Don't expect me to go through 2 weeks of definitions, though)

copulate = Some one who does not have a clue how a computer works...

Kikeriki

Kikeriki = japanese healing for birds

Peletapie