Definitions game

When an infant has filled their nappy, sat in it and allowed it to dry.

Flakey

Flakey: a door-opening device for Florida residents

spear

spear - spocks ear

yoghurt

yoghurt - wound caused by trying to imitate Yogi Bear's acrobatics.

Snooker

A prostitute who tried to sneak away from the cops.

afraid

afraid - police on the job in Africa

cortina

cortina - a mini cornetto

pumpkin

pumpkin - a bloated relative

dungeon

Dungeon - A unit of time used by beetles who live in animal manure.

Station

Station - The place where I'm always after the bus leaves it

German

German - the phenomenon of collecting bacterial particles on purpose

Celibate

celibate - to irritate someone by borrowing their sellotape and not putting it back where you found it

barometer

barometer - device for reminding punters how many drinks they've had

landscape

landscape: tennis-court cover

superb

superb - thick pea soup

hacienda

hacienda - a Spaniard's posterior

prosperous

prosperous - professional Football player (Totnam)

remote

remote - moting again after having already moted

crepuscular

while in Paris, ordering a crepe US-style (Heinz on it) from that cool Algerian dude Cular...

Pancake

Pancake - J.M. Barrie's favourite dessert

presumably

pancake - a rare and painful disorder of the pancreas

pergola

too slow

presumably - well prepared for a maths test

pergola

pergola - a fumbled grope in L.A.

stealth

stealth - the way my wage come and go...

birth

birth - a Castilian hardwood tree

spasm

spasm: a supermarket that sells leather products of sexual nature

antipodes

antipodes - new form of antidote for ipods infected with virusses

predictable

predictable: a dictation that the class had expected

absolution

absolution: new medical procedure trialed at the Hershey Bar Memorial Hospital in West Hollywood, whereby undesirable personality traits can be surgically removed.

fortitude:

fortitude - a congregation of fortresses

contrived

contrived: artificially sweetened

repaired

repaired - a reunited couple

dromedary

dromedary: Old currency of Kijikistan. 64 Spitliks = 1 Dromedary

funicular:

funicular - A pair of females knickers only intended for wearing Post-Sexualintercourse and not intended for daily use.

Intercourse

funicular: jokes making the rounds by e-mail

Odometric

damn - too late

Intercourse - Italian football team's training ground

osteoporosis

osteoporosis: the process by which political bullshit becomes government policy

clause

clause: Last name of a fat guy who wears read clothes and a big beard and lives around the north pole.

statute

statute: a frigid woman

benevolent

benevolent: a good French/Italian pilot

spacious

spacious: Gangsta-speak for a homey who has just been shot at close range

haste

haste - to hate the taste

happenstance

happenstance: muscular seizure brought on by the sudden realisation that you're about to be hit by a large object travelling at high speed.

toroidal

toroidal - a bullfight aficionado

stripe

Stripe - store that sells ripe fruit.

Laptop

laptop: verb, virtual m*sturbation between geeks of the opposite sex. Eg: 'Wanna laptop?'.

pergola:

a combination of the word pear and the italian word for strawberry

negative-split

negative-split: chav-speak for a female having her period.

top-down

sexually active person lying on their back

plymostic