Definitions game

Poster A posts something to be defined.
Poster B defines it and leaves a new word to be defined.

eg.

Poster A : A Magnum ice cream

Poster B : A posh choc ice on a stick.

New word to be defined:

Smart car.

Smart Car = A motorised bucket on wheels

New word to be defined:

Grommet

Grommit = Best pal of Wallace...

Noddy

Noddy = Gay boy with bell on his red hat, whos best mate was a chutney ferret with 'kin huge ears.

Madonna

Noddy = rubber thing that stops aupairs getting fat.

Colostomy bag

edit: Madona

Slag that shags Guy Ritchie who made the film about Pikeys.

Colostomy bag

Colostomy bag - see bum bag.

bum bag

bum bag - what male bag ladies use
iron maiden

Iron Maiden= heavy metal rock band I never liked

Kiss

Kiss = something you don't want from an Iron Maiden

Chrysanthemum

KISS = (acronym) Keep It Simple, Stupid

Tree

Edit: Too late, see above

Mr Rock's Mother's National Hymn

Gravel

Gravy that has hardened

Artichoke

A Garfunkel wrestling move.

Crouch?

Crouch- beanpole head-on-a-stick carries the hopes of England...

cluspers

cluspers - Performing oral sex on a woman too soon after eating dry rice-crispies, the remains thereof.

gruntys

gruntys- masking noises for at-work defecation.

chaste

When you can run faster than your would-be lover.

bourbon

A yank who drones on about how JD is better than Bells.

Pikey

Fashion-challenged hard-working lad with no permanent address
Lone Rider

A person who rents out motorbikes

trumpet

a woman with a suction-cup dildo

moisten

brother of moy daughter
compare

electronic fruit

smooch

shaved dog
arboreal

a boreal that used to be 'theirs'

jitterbug

Ji tter bug = A Toytowner-owned VW Beetle with bad suspension

Jihad

jitterbug- insect on withdrawl
golf
GLC beat me

Jihad- something earlier in his possesion

golf

golf - what the US army SHOULD have tried to master

Gusset

A collection of Gorillas

hypnotist

hyp notist - a very cool trendy guy who writes down alot of observations

lawyer

lawyer - a legal gigolo

sellotape

Lawyer = A Cockney who fibs

Quark

I finally got beat!

sellotape = What Tarzan said when iterviewing at the used-monkey lot

Shizzle

I give up!

sellotape- a crappy movie that goes straight to video.

Grampian

grampian - a one thousandth of a kilopian

gimble

EDIT: Never mind

gimble- sidekick to a gimp

grebe

What wildfoul do when they lose a loved one

drift

What happens when a thread gets too long.

fry

chinese insect

cordial

cards dished out from the heart
conjunctive

relating to the fraudulent sale of crap...

population

The people that exist as a direct result of "poppen"

scour

pop u lation - what somebody from chelsea does when opening some suncream.

forum

betean too it

scour - dyslectic football players end result

decathlon

A ship-swabbing competition

waxy

Beating the ocean
subversive

subversive - an underwater vehicle full of poets

Triangle

Someone who's learning to fish.

escalator

advice to lonely saxon virgins.

exhaust

damm beaten again.

escalator - your wife's not talking to you yet
explore

Searching for previous partners

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