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$500 reward offered for stalking assistance

A crazy classified ad as seen on craigslist

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jml
May 9 2006, 1:36 pm
Got this in the email, definitely shareworthy. Man, I thought the Oktoberfest guy who drunkenly kissed the drunk girl whose name he never got but was hopelessly in love with her was whack, sweet but whack. This is just whack.

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I met "Katja" in Eugene, Oregon, USA, during August, 2004. There was metaphysical interference between our bond. I was to be her eternal partner, willing to die in place of her instantly, although we prefer to live in love expanding timelessly.

Full offers on how you can make 500 bucks AND right the injustices of metaphysical interference on Craigslist
Yeti
May 9 2006, 1:39 pm
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LOVE IS PRICELSS

But a cheap spellchecker isn't.

Anyway I know this guy , it wasn't to be. He was a palaceguard in a previous life and Katja was a High Priestess.
the Boy From Bozlem
May 9 2006, 1:41 pm
Which shop and can we pick anyone from behind the counter?

EDIT: whoops thought it said assistants
knusper_muesli
May 9 2006, 3:17 pm
Does he know that Katja is a name in itself, and not necessarily short for Katherine? cool.gif
Yeti
May 9 2006, 3:19 pm
You've gone and spoiled it now.
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