This Guardian article really shouldn't be read by one certain board member - not only is Elvis dead but the poster doesn't exist either.
But let's look at the facts:
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Yeti to give him his proper Tibetan, if less evocative, name - is a huge, hairy ape-man hybrid beast who lives above the snowline
hmmmm
Ammersee could be considered to be above the snowline.
Short he is not.
Ape-man hybrid beast might be a wee bit strong, although given the presence of unlimited Guinness, cheese toasties and potato-based foodstuffs, it could work.
The truth is out there.
Katrina