How dodgy are you?

Take this TEST to find out.

Hmmm... it appears I'm a crook

"Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! "

I already know I'm dubious

46,5 years in Prison and 2000 pounds! Where the hell am I going to find 2000 pounds???
Stupid test.

Well I'm a scouser so by stereotyped default, I drink, take drugs, dress in shiny shellsuits, steal everything that is'nt bolted to the ground, have a moustsache and a perm, say "calm down" a lot, and am unemployed.

So i guess I'd score high.

Soft lad!

OMG

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £5000

will i live that long?

Bbully, if you hadn't admitted to the anal sex bit, you would have only got an afternoon in prison and a 23p fine.

Well I'm just plain Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Possible 18 years (must have been the anal sex ) and 5000 quid !

i knew i shouldnt have crossed that one

My results:

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

Good grief, you'll never fit in to Brit society with a record like that
Much too nice.

Years in prison: 45 Potential fine: £ 7.500 That's more like it, I did my best.

Diana - or is it miss goody two shoes - even though you are an upstanding citizen and a pride to Berlins Brit (Mexican) community, How come you still have to go to prison for 6 months if you've lived a nuns life!
(Really? No sex outdoors, or throwing a ball at someones head? (which I try to do at least once a day!))

Oh dear


Tony

blimey, didn't realise I drank with such dodgy company

Ah well...never mind...

Theres a lot you don't know about me

Oh f%$k. In the UK I'd probably only get an ASBO & a slap on the wrist. No wait, that would be an abuse of my human rights. Just the ASBO then.

"Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! "

Scoundrel ( )
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 94 Potential fine: £7500

@Diana: yeah, right!

and i thought i was the best behaved around the britboard.

In the clear. I'm obviously a boring fart.

Unfair isn't it? Well actually Xed, I have never nicked anything or done anything dodgy or illegal, the only parts of the questionaire that I 'failed' where some of the sex related ones
Ironic isn't it? They want to punish me for those 'offences' by sending me to a prison for 6 months, like that is going to 'reform' me

Just got 17.5 years and a fine of 2 Grand :-(

Hmmm I just clicked on the link and the test bowed down and paid homage to me, either I'm god like or god father like.

121 years lol

great i am not the worst bber now

"How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Years in prison: 17 Potential fine: £0 "



Only 17 years for respecting society and law... Slackmack, whats the German translation for 17 ??

umptzehn

you must have been a good boy this year though, last time it was 32 years!


someone has been very naughty!

...as you know I'm now a totally reformed character ...apart from the anal sex of course

you left out some of the letters!!!

lmao! You are such a 'naughty' boy Bully!

68 years behind bars...

me never , ask Veela

don't need to after Saturday night, know exactly how naughty you are now

me? i didnt do anything naughty. Did I look at the waiters bum, did i giggle as he took orders, did i twist around and eye him up as he stood next to me? Did i ask him his shoe size?

...yes you bloody well did ...when Loopy was in the bog

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 38 Potential fine: £9500

Oops...

I was looking through the answers and decided I'm never going to Minnesota as no oral allowed, never going to Alabama...no sex toys allowed ...and never going to Singapore as you can't walk around butt naked in your own home.