Casino Royale - James Bond movie

Along the lines of "My name is Bondo, Jimbo Bondo" ?

Would that be Bondić, Bondycz or Bondógy?

Bondex would definitely open up sponsorship and product placement opportunities, while Bondage would tie in well with the more restrained among us.

I can see the remakes now "Tie another day", "The spy who glued me",

Why settle for half Yeti, go all out: Ties that Bind.

maybe The World is Knot Enough or Uhu Only Live Twice, THe Man With the Glue Gun?

Oh hey I must be a Hungarian! *Sends the secret eastern european handshake to Kay*

Or The Man with the Golden Belt.

Gluefinger ?

"Misch Moneypenny, I appear to be scthuck"

Live and let tied ?

Anyway nice to see that he wrecks a very nice looking motor at the end of the trailer because of a bound black-clad Bond girl on the tarmac.

Ugly, perhaps. Brutal, I hope so. A gentleman ? Occasionally.

The half monk, half hitman tag would fit 3 Lions though.

You Only Stick Twice - James Unibond brings down the evil post-it-note empire with nothing but his charm, wit and a couple of drawing pins.

For Your Ties Only?

Dr. Gnaw?

Leash and Let Tie?

Tomorrow never Ties? OctoBondoPussy?

Bondopussy ?

I see a tie in with the "Search for the lost Pilgrim Vagina Teeth" stories ?

Or am I just obsessed ?

I was going to go with StickyPussy but couldnt bring myself to do it. Im catholic you know.

Stickypussy ?

Yes better to avoid that. as a lapsed Catholic I know how quickly it can lead to cheap belgian films of "The spy who lubed me" ilk.

Noooo, whatever gave you that idea?

how about James Boned in Browneye? Licence to Drill?

On Her Majesty's Handyman Service ?

Im fairly certain I saw heard that some of these are available at a hotel room near you, for 12.99. Allegedly.

Thunder Ball Bearings?

The Living Torchlights?

Dr. O

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10 Users and 3Lions. Theres a joke in there somewhere.

@JML

Is that channel 19 on your remote ?

I dont know the numbers seem to be all rubbed off.

A new fetish?

Vigorously rubbing one's remote control can result in a very entertaining night's viewing.

ihow can you view anything if you've gone blind?

I think you meant BlindO?

I just listen Gids - these days that's more than enough.

Don't be mixing up the remote control with the joystick, it's a common mistake.

Tell Douglas Bader that.

Initially, I was heavily anti-Daniel Craig.

But I just have to say - after I saw these pictures, I decided that Craig as the new Bond wasn't such a bad idea.



New 007 Daniel Craig has even the ladies shaken and stirred


I'll be at the premiere next week. Purely for the dialogue, of course.

I much prefer Gerard Butler, shame he didn't get the part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5vr7u8AHxo

that Scottish accent

He's BLOND fa Christsake, has the build of a bouncer and the face of an ex-KGB. Give him a job at the P1 or something. Boohoohoo, I'm so depressed. Nothing to see anymore. Nothing for us ladies.

MB,

I will come to Munich when the film 300 with Gerard comes out and we can go and make up for the tragic demise of Bond by getting some real eye candy!

Oi Saint, that guy isn't exactly my taste either. But at least he's not blond and doesn't look like a goon dressed up in a suit. I also heared he only says "my name is Bond, James Bond" at the very end. Probably drinks cola-light instead of a vodka-martini, shaken not stirred. What is this world coming to? Why can one not even take delight in these simple things anymore. Mope mope moan complain sulk.

To dissappoint you more, this is what bond says about his drinks:


But the reviews from all the british newspapers have been pretty good till now.

I saw a trailer on TV this morning. They explained that this one is supposed to be a prequel to all other Bond films and so set in his formative years. Hence his ambivalence over drinks, relative insecurity with women etc.
That kind of stuff sounds far too cerebral for a Bond film to me.

Aye, exactly.

"Do I look like I give a damn?" Well, it suits the face doesn't it. Oh the woe!

hmm.. MB, now you have me wondering what your type of guy is like. Any examples?

guess the new bond wasnt good enought to top the penguins though
Penguins beat Bond at US cinemas

The official opening of Casino Royale in Germany is tomorrow - Thursday 23.Nov.2006.

Many cinemas are running a preview showing tonight, including the UCI Kinowelt theatres in Berlin, Dresden, Düsseldorf, Leipzig, Cologne, Potsdam. Shows start at 8pm. Cinema München is previewing at the same time.

It'd probably be best to leave your cell phones at home, unless you're patient enough to surrender them before entry. Having said that, they might not be checking. I've seen copies of the movie on BitTorrent, so it's already too late for piracy prevention measures.

Hands up if you're seeing the movie tonight.



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It would take Plenty O'Toole to keep me from the preview tonight.

I booked tickets for the film at Mathäser tomorrow. Not sure if it's O.V. though. It's the 19:30 show, Kino 6. Anybody got any ideas?

we're gonna see it tomorrow night so will be avoiding TT James Bond threads tonight/tomorrow that may give the plot away!
to those going tonight: enjoy!

Shalusharma, you've booked to see it in German. If the film were in English it'd have the "Original soundtrack" icon next to the listing.

Errr... isn't it based on the book of the same name? Thought most bond fans would know the plot already.

Reviews, that state "Forget the past, this is the new Bond" when the film is based on the first book, make me laugh.

That's not to say that I am really excited about seeing the film.

does that mean mathaeser aint showing any in english...coz i don see a sign next to casino royale there

I'm thinkin guns , a British secret agent , bit of casino fluff , some girls who probably don't know me and some incredibly improbable stunts... am I warm at all ? Even luke-warm ?

Err...possibly but actually I'm not the fan, my boyfriend is! the tickets are my treat to him

I'm probably going to see this tonight here in Nottingham, mainly because my mum wants to. I don't really understand what the fuss is about. Most of the Bond films are the same story with minor variables changed, and all of the recent ones have been shite if we really want to be honest with ourselves.
I know, I know ... it hurts, but it's true.