Some rules for the girls

To be printed and handed to love ones!

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose an eye.

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor...it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
cool.gif I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the World

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yawn...good old stereotyping...

You do not yawn a my Posts!

oi, men Some of us women need that notice to give out as well!!!

I know at least one woman that hates the idea of the world cup and is actually planning to leave town!!! Shocking.

Jaygee,

I see you are a Britboard Supporter. But have you been on Toytown for long as well?
I am just wondering because in my short six months on TT, I have learned that there are quite a few sporty women here and definately some football fans that might have you tarred and feathered for that. And I don't think you could get the tar out of your eyes by the summer, so watch out!

women, football ? dont make me

I`s have a been on a TT for Longer me dears!

women, football ? dont make me

@jaygee you forgot the rules about sex...

Frankly I think football is so boring I would rather suffer listening to a woman trying to tell jokes.

depends on how cute she is...

Johnny English, get together with our very own Far-lands: you 2 will be the perfect match!!!
as for sex BBulldog! celebate (spellt "no sex") for one month!
energy will be needed else where!

I prefer tighter tops on the ladies:

if her names football, then i love football

Weird camera angle or else that chicks head is way too huge!

@Johnny English are you a train spotter?

@jaygee i thought is was before a match, during half time and after every match

@Keydeck weird angle

#1 Always take off your socks
#2 Use a brown paper bag on her head if she has a face like a bulldog chewing a thistle
#3 Never ask if you can sink the brown, just wedge it in when she's not expecting it

these TT girls are pretty cute arent they?

#1 she should always take your socks off
#2 if she is so ugly then you should put one on just in case hers falls off
#3 give it a good hard wack

we had some cute ones here too, oi come back...

Thank god my boyfriend only likes real sports so I won't have to be putting up with the world cup football nonsense.

Hey Bbuldog I hope you are not gonna get on my tits 'cos it sounds like you are gonna be tricky to avoid?

Thankfully I don't have a bf who will drag me to stinky pubs to watch boring games all summer.

I am flying away for 3 weeks during the WCup, cannot wait- I hate Soccer and all those nutto fans!

yet another reason to stay single

And die ALONE!!!

Touch Rugby, really!

only if you will let me, im here for fun and thats what i am doing, having fun

There is a reason they call me Eleanor Rigby.

This should probably go somewhere else.. but feck it... I like this thread and want to support it...

THE KETCHUP EFFECT
http://www.witze-welt.de/videos/showvideo.php?id=58

LETS GET IT ON!!!
http://www.einflatables.com/inflatables_ga...oust_arena.html

Nostlagic Mega+ Karma heading your way IW.

Now now. that kind of thinking won't start until I turn 26, so until then I am still a bright eyed, hopeful 25 year old who still believes in 'the one'. But after that, welcome to bitter town baby.

@er
exactly . perfect reason to stay single and work on my tan in the English Garden.

@Inflateablewoman

Just I think it is polite to get to know people for at least 5 minutes before having a dig at them. However it appears the gloves are already off.

I think there is still a chance that you and I could be friends Bbulldogsbollox just as long as you don't cross my path ever again you worm.

i think under the situation (merge) we can put the time down to 2 minutes
but this is all to do with getting to know each other

but anyway the reason for the trainspotter comment was that far-lands is a train spotter and he hates footy or are you his twin?

Current population: me

am i the only one when first skimming the "rules" thought "screw you!" ?

Normally I'm not too keen on going to away to Japan on business for weeks on end. However, as this time I'll be going during the world cup I will thankfully miss all the wall-to-wall football bollocks that would otherwise be rammed down my throat at every opportunity.

i said jaygee never mentioned sex

Regretfully my depth of useful knowledge does not extend to Mastermind style questions on the topic titled:

"Likes and Dislikes of Random Obscure Forum Posters from around the World".

dont come at me with those big words, takes too long to read

@mere mere nice dog is it female?

oooh. the first clashes between tt and bb .

Can't we get back to the pretty girls?

and bb is on the winning side
good idea johnnyboy, show us more

@hey thanks you like my picture!
yups i'm a bitch

(no Brennan is not a female)

woof woof

We have a miniature schauzer.

i see my backup has arrived

Leave BB alone! He's good people! Aren't you Bully?