Some rules for the girls

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thanks Diana

So is Johnny English!
and he knows my real bra size!

There are quite enough secret cliques on this forum already without you lot bringing your own with you.

Knowledge is power, knowledge of real bra sizes is absolute power.

and let the fun merger begin!

(nice post Carm)

come on Johnny English what size?

Do you need to tell your bra size to validate a friendship?
I wasn't aware of that but I guess I'll have to start PMing people with that info!

Client confidentiality and all the stuff old boy.

But I'll give you a clue - we dont actually stock anything smaller than a D cup at my place.

small was the right word there

Google is already your friend.

Diana, 35-B ? Deny or confirm ?

yes it is but look what i came up with http://www.tinypenis.com/media/nude01.jpg is this Johnny English
BEWARE its pornographic!!!

guess who this is

Totally deny! I'd say my size fits my initial twice!

dunno, you?

your guess

if you're going to try and give johnny E some aggro at least try and be a bit amusing about it

Thank you Mam, it's only for our files you understand.

think this is going slightly OT

Sure! Maybe the board editors can include that info under the girls screen names instead of their location?

so any TTM/BB chaps care to offer us girlies their shoesize to add to our files

It'll be wall to wall in Japan as well until they get knocked out.

Good idea, that info is much more important than location.

I second the motion!

shoe size 44

@Moonboot

Somebody paid you to do this didn't they

Bulldog!!! What nice... shoes you must have!

I do it for the thrill chuck!

useless fact (so not to be added to my file Yeti): oo if I was a dude my willy'd be 15.8 cm long!

only got my slippers on at the mo

ed gonna go barmy but who cares his idea to merge not ours, we dont want it, do you (TT) ?

@Moonboot

Somedays you gotta go for more comfy roomy ones.

43 EUR but that thing says my cock is 16.8 cm. I am not one for false advertising, and so will declare that it's actually no where near that length.

where there's room for a thumb at the end?

Exactly, so you don't crush the end or get a blister going downhill.

If i put my hard shoes on then they are 47

Its an interesting area of speculation. I myself have large size 48 feet but in fact have a remarkably small knob. Thus disproving yet another old wives tale in the interests of accurate research.

Bulldog however I think does not have a large knob either. Then again I think he might be a large knob.

@Johnny English I would rather be a large knob than not have one at all

Zing...!!!

Ohhhhhhhh, has a sensitive topic been, ah, exposed ?

But if any girlies are reading this - I can lick my eyebrows.

yeah from between your legs

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he has a sock in his pants

Big feet = big socks.

Make of it what you will.

@ JE and BB feel free to post authentic nudey pics of yourselves to settle this argument over who's got the biggest trouser snake.

@ Yeti
what do big black hairy feet in little pink socks indicate?

dont want to show Johnny English up

I've already said I have got a small one. They dont call me Johnny-hung-like-a-japanese-hamster-English for nothing you know.

Johnny-not-hung-at-all more like it
2 cm smaller and he would be Mrs English

I need to get out more.

I have a feeling this thread is going to be modded to death.

that would be sad, I just love a good pissing contest!

Why is that IW? Is it too intellectual for the new TT?

I am off to start a thread on "Where can I buy Cheesie Wotsits in Paraguay" then on the superduper new worldwide forum:

www.Toytown-the-final-solution.com website