Some rules for the girls

seems the way this thread is going we should take the foot out of the topic.

We are talking about penis length in a forum about the world cup. My guess it's off topic.

isn't todger length relevant to footballers' performances? you can run quicker with three legs presumably.

Actually for TT that's smack bang on topic, no idea how good Ehemalige Bürger der Britboard are at straying on topic.

You can link anything if you try hard enough
World cup - cup size - size matters. Managed in only three steps.
Whats the problem? Nowhere near off topic yet!

Penis length has no connection to how well someone can kick a ball. At least I dont think so... maybe there is a study or something on the internet about this topic.

yes it does, if your todger is soo big that it gets in the way, how can you kick a ball?

Britboard is good at going OT

If size really matters and your todger is that big you're not going to be allowed waste any time kicking a ball.

well Liverpool is the most well-endowed bunch of players & they're doing well enuff.
fact.
and they can drink and fight too. oh and steal too (the scouse ones)

I'm dying to know how you came by that information Moondboot.?

it's science.

research, more like. Sign me up.

The best research is hands-on, or so I've heard.

Sounds like word of mouth to me. Or something

Based on the one guy I know from Liverpool, I could believe that. Must me something in the water.

And I guess jaygee put up these tired old jokes because he couldn't figure out the offside rule enough to explain it to girls. (a rare winky, since he's in Hannover and might not get that I'm just joking. Sorta)

I thought it was hilarious. Sent it to a few english birds at work. They found it hilarious. Mind you, they are not quite as PC as some of the people here so possibly did not look at the moralistic and sexist issues that the "joke" may raise.

Yeah but Crawlie, PC or not, you're not really known for your great sense of humour either, are you? (look, another winky! What's happening to me?)

Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...

Got something in your eye Showem?

Exactly! As Bully said:

We always manage to turn any thread into a naughty thread and we like it!

Never happen on Toytown.

thats a pity

And what never happened on Britboard:
Gearbox making a sh*t post, and it accumilating 7 PAGES!
Well done all, my new personal record!

Sorry for the oar; what/where is Britboard?

amateur, if your todger is that big, you use it to kick the damn ball. save your legs for running. you'd probably need all the power you can get to support the weight of your gynormous balls. course if you really had the love you'd tatoo one of em up like a proper football and run false plays on one end while your mates score on the other end. true all that kicking might mess up the on ball but you'd still have the other and a gigantic todger to smack people into next tuesday should they make any of the obvious one ball short of a juggle jokes in your ear shot.

Is this sort of chat allowed before Midnight?!

After Midnight you're allowed get technical with specific lube density, permitted torque settings for bondage equipment and exactly how much flavour your chewing gum looses on the bedpost overnight.

My goodness, which newspaper do you read, may I ask?

Is this the sort of thing one picks up by chance, or is there learning involved?