Signature feature

I think we have a new toy to play with...

Inflatablewoman

Edit your signature on your profile page, and it shows up. It doesnt show up when you post though... so you can do very silly things with it like have HUGE images and whatnot.

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Perhaps a carryover from the merger. Waste o bandwidth isn't it?

I reckon so.

anyone up for a spot of clubbing this weekend ?

So are most of your posts, but they can stil be fun once in while.

Wow, they were right. Merger hits and the shit flies.

Any possiblity in the future that you will add Avator settings?

Can i have a chauffeur called Bill ?

Avatars are disabled and will likely remain that way.

Well, thank heavens. I find avatars a bit distracting.

We could enable them anyway, so that you can all complain about it for a while.

Yes. Let's get the avatar and signature function going so Toytown can look like German forums where you have to plough through pages and pages of fucking annoying banners, avatars, signatures and the like before you actually find what someone has written

sorry, EB. I think I've gotten all my complaining out of my system for the day. I'm just thankful to be part of Toytown- no matter what color my name is when I sign in.

couldn't agree more!

edit: with Crawlie.

look at them two, brown-noses the pair of you
sheesh

i'd vote for a temporary activation of avatars so i can have a good old whinge - how about doing it on Friday? there's never much action on a Friday, it'd be quite good to have a whinge thread for a day

edit - oops, OG was agreeing with Crawlie. oh well. soz.

Yeah, I think it would be a nice feature to have on a quiet day.

'cept Hello Kitty pictures are verboten.

I felt bad for complaining ever since Keydeck got all snappish this morning. It's the first time I've been snapped at by Keydeck. I spent the rest of the morning crying.

Oooh, we can fight about this on TDA (The Day of Aviators). .

And I reported him for altering/misquoting our posts, but he seems to be above the law.

come on Topsy you know Friday is Pikey bashing day

I think we should bash boys from bozlem on fridays from now on

No Topsy, we like to do that everyday.

I have no problem with two of TTs finest wanting to bash me every Friday.

How much do you charge BTW and is it by the hour

Oooo - I'd never thought of charging for getting me bashing equipment out.
Could turn into a tidy little earner

*scootles over to bedroom and blows dust off box of tricks*

keydeck's not above the law: he's just damn funny! imho.

Oh and Tops don't forget the video equipment for the bashing -- I believe the big money's in retail.

so is it ok to break the rules if we make the mods laugh while we're doing it?
not that i'm saying anyone has, or anything - just asking for clarification for future reference

nope. keydeck didn't break any rules afaik, or maybe I'm forgetting some rules? Remind me.

Isn't misquoting considered libel from a legal standpoint?

No idea if it applies to web forums though.

nah darling thats just gossiping

echo...

I'm sure you'll be able to see it for yourself if you look at his post and at the four posts he's supposedly "quoting".

it's satire, hon. He's making a point. No court will call that misquoting, as it's so obvious.

Ahh got ya now

Actually, his initial point was much sharper, meaning when he quoted the posts accurately; by editing the post and misquoting (which I still object to) he ruined the oh-so-subtle satire in more ways than one.

* I'd say "twist"
Also, if you want it to work you'd better get those apostrophes right.

Well fuck me sideways, if that was offensive to you I reckon I need to tread very carefully. You ran to mommy for that

I changed the text because:

• Lots of quoted text in a post looks quite messy, so it seemed an appropriate abbreviation
• You were all whinging
• I thought it looked amusing

Please accept my humble apologies and solemn assurance that I shall never again misquote you.

It's possible to CHANGE a quote? For comedic purposes?

Call the POLICE!!! This is an outrage! The Nazis would never have allowed it!

Which part did you change Jimbo ? I know for a fact that Keydeck wouldn't know a Morris Dancer from a Morris Minor.

I think you need to chill out a little. Let things slide a bit more. Far to many negative ways coming from your direction... and you know that's just gonna bring down the general mood of the board. Give peace a chance... yeah...!

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Don't be absurd.

Who did what with a minor?

Hey! She told me she was 19. She told me I was her forever lover and that after lovin' me she couldn't love another.

Her braces probably distorted her diction.

She's got a penis?

I think it's called a "girlfriend with benefits".

Poor girl - probably not her fault.

/Jimbo stops this infantile game and goes off to some work

Lawks !

btw your signature does get appended to your PMs, though not to your posts. Be aware.

Toytown needs more wares.