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the Boy From Bozlem
Member post counts
gearbox
keydeck has now been decked by the BBulldog!
bbulldog
fame at last laugh.gif
sarabyrd
"Keydecking" is a fairly well known phrase here, but what would a "Bbulldogging" bbe?
eurovol
You don't want to know the answer to that. laugh.gif
bluedave
should be a pun off at dawn or somesuch wink.gif
Dangeross
Sounds like a question for Adult Chat
Yeti
Note the scary similarity in their current profile pics.

The truth is out there.
greenlakechris
Okay, time to set some goals:

Keydeck is currently at 5 posts per day. In order to overtake the bbdog, here are some figures:

Overtake in 30 days = 37.6 posts per day
Overtake in 60 days = 23.1 posts per day
Overtake in 90 days = 18.2 posts per day
Overtake in 120 days = 15.8 posts per day

*This analysis is based on the assumption that the bbdog stays steady at 8.5 per day.
Jimbo
8.5 per day? Sweet Jesus! Looking at other member averages that is fucking high.

Luckily it would appear that BBulldog is from Essex, so at least he probably talks some sense.
Keydeck
GLC, you're assuming that I would even want to. It's like Kris Kristofthingy said in Convoy, "I'm not leading, I'm just in front". I post less than many other users but I've been posting fairly consistently since I joined up way back in the day. I'd suggest that given a bit of time many other users will exceed the number of posts that I have.

Keydeck...24.09.02...6,533 posts
Topsy...13.07.04...5,162 posts
Owain Glyndwr...27.09.04...3,863

These two, for example, signed up about two years after me and are charging up in the postings top ten.
brokenm
So is your point that you will keep truckin along rubber ducky?
Keydeck
Yeah, Spider Mike's caught in truckers hell in Alvarez Texas.
bbulldog
QUOTE (sarabyrd @ Apr 26 2006, 2:40 pm) *
"Keydecking" is a fairly well known phrase here, but what would a "Bbulldogging" bbe?

well known on the bb wink.gif
bbulldog
QUOTE (Yeti @ Apr 26 2006, 2:46 pm) *
Note the scary similarity in their current profile pics.

The truth is out there.

I noticed that too laugh.gif
greenlakechris
KD: Yes you're right. Topsy, for instance is racking up a staggering 7.9 posts per day, and accounts for nearly 1% of all posts. It's the speed, not the quantity!
bbulldog
QUOTE (Jimbo @ Apr 26 2006, 3:03 pm) *
8.5 per day? Sweet Jesus! Looking at other member averages that is fucking high.

Luckily it would appear that BBulldog is from Essex, so at least he probably talks some sense.

me talk sense no way im a brit biggrin.gif

not sure how that figure of over 7000 has come to be
Inflatablewoman
Did his post count also count posts made in random bollox chat though?!?!
Keydeck
QUOTE (greenlakechris @ Apr 26 2006, 3:15 pm) *
KD: Yes you're right. Topsy, for instance is racking up a staggering 7.9 posts per day,

That's one hell of a rack!
Jimbo
QUOTE (Keydeck @ Apr 26 2006, 2:08 pm) *
Topsy...13.07.04...5,162 posts
Owain Glyndwr...27.09.04...3,863

These two, for example, signed up about two years after me and are charging up in the postings top ten.

Indeed - though Topsy must try harder. BBulldog is doing Essex proud at 0.6 a day more posts than the Queen of the North, Topsy.
Back in my day 10 posts a day was considered a lot (seriously, it actually WAS considered quite a lot). Topsy'll probably get 50 in today, and Bbulldog seems virtually omnipresent so should hit the 800 mark. Just today.
bbulldog
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Apr 26 2006, 3:15 pm) *
Did his post count also count posts made in random bollox chat though?!?!

no random is not counted
greenlakechris
Man, now we're getting all Heisenberg-y. Just by looking, we're screwing up the data!
Topsy
QUOTE (Jimbo @ Apr 26 2006, 3:17 pm) *
Indeed - though Topsy must try harder. BBulldog is doing Essex proud at 0.6 a day more posts than the Queen of the North, Topsy.
Back in my day 10 posts a day was considered a lot (seriously, it actually WAS considered quite a lot). Topsy'll probably get 50 in today, and Bbulldog seems virtually omnipresent so should hit the 800 mark. Just today.

I know, I'm having a bit of a post-a-thon today, it's true.
I'd better slow down before I get another pm from EdBob telling me to stop posting so much cos am lowering the tone or some such rolleyes.gif
songbird
I think I will just drink vodka! smile.gif
Slackmack
... and to think before I went into hospital I had a higher tally then Bully cool.gif

but now I've had the frontal-lobotomy reversal I'll slow down a bit
bbulldog
QUOTE (Topsy @ Apr 26 2006, 3:19 pm) *
I know, I'm having a bit of a post-a-thon today, it's true.
I'd better slow down before I get another pm from EdBob telling me to stop posting so much cos am lowering the tone or some such

think i will have to introduce you to a couple of the Britboarder, they lower the tone too

QUOTE
... and to think before I went into hospital I had a higher tally then Bully
hey Mack you should have taken a lappy with you.
bluedave
Since in TTM we have a few events where a lot of us turn up in tracht, i have noticed a heavy concentration of Essex people on BB, so do they turn up in white stilettos and trackies ? huh.gif
songbird
QUOTE (bbulldog @ Apr 26 2006, 2:22 pm) *
think i will have to introduce you to a couple of the Britboarder, they lower the tone too

What do you mean bully???
Slackmack
... and thats just the lads eh Bully
songbird
QUOTE (bluedave @ Apr 26 2006, 2:22 pm) *
Since in TTM we have a few events where a lot of us turn up in tracht, i have noticed a heavy concentration of Essex people on BB, so do they turn up in white stilettos and trackies ?

hey! I am an essex girl! Dont start! mad.gif
bbulldog
QUOTE (songbird @ Apr 26 2006, 3:23 pm) *
What do you mean bully???

didnt mean you songbird, meant someone like fart-lands laugh.gif
Slackmack
I'm also from Essex cool.gif
Yeti
On topic please, no reporting of problems of a personal nature.
Slackmack
besides I think we raise the tone personally wink.gif
bluedave
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck . . . wink.gif
Yeti
and coughs like a duck get out the ABC suit.
songbird
QUOTE (bbulldog @ Apr 26 2006, 2:24 pm) *
didnt mean you songbird, meant someone like fart-lands

and I thought you were talking power tools! biggrin.gif
bbulldog
QUOTE (bluedave @ Apr 26 2006, 3:26 pm) *
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck . . .

fry it up with some rice tongue.gif
Slackmack
bring a bit of culture into your lives... well apart from that yoghurt living in your fridge that is.
bbulldog
QUOTE (songbird @ Apr 26 2006, 3:27 pm) *
and I thought you were talking power tools!

now thats something the guys here would love, women and power tools laugh.gif
bbulldog
Essex the heart of England laugh.gif
gearbox
BBulldog! get back to BB we`re they`re missing ya already.
Fart-lands will also be informed!
Slackmack
Bully they have got a whole section for the hole section!
songbird
QUOTE (bbulldog @ Apr 26 2006, 2:27 pm) *
now thats something the guys here would love, women and power tools

I am going...wouldnt wanna be accused of anything!

smile.gif

I may return with Andrea, Hellie and Mickey!
bbulldog
QUOTE (songbird @ Apr 26 2006, 3:30 pm) *
I am going...wouldnt wanna be accused of anything!

I may return with Andrea, Hellie and Mickey!

OMG the end of TT laugh.gif
bbulldog
QUOTE (Slackmack @ Apr 26 2006, 3:29 pm) *
Bully they have got a whole section for the hole section!

yeah and i cant get in ph34r.gif
Slackmack
and I thought you had a small knob!
SleeplessInMunich
QUOTE (Slackmack @ Apr 26 2006, 3:29 pm) *
Bully they have got a whole section for the hole section!

Jealous? wink.gif
Yeti
Scare's over people, looks like the BB people will fit right in.
bbulldog
QUOTE (SleeplessInMunich @ Apr 26 2006, 3:32 pm) *
Jealous?

no curious laugh.gif

@Mack ask Veela wink.gif
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