All alone in Cologne

I have tried each and every single English speaking club and Stammtisch in Cologne...
...finding nothing but Germans!

Cologne the native-free zone?

Are you hiding out?

Am I the only one???

Where are you?

I'm homesick to the bone!

Can someone please come to the rescue before I've got to grab a tourist from the tube...

Sarah

Sarah you are more than welcome to come down to Frankfurt for a native chat

Why don't you come to the meet up on saturday still a few spaces