Pforzheim - never ever go there

Pforzheim
its a shit hole
never go there
ever
even if every where else in the world is evaporated by the heat wave caused by a huge commet hitting our planet.
never ever under any circumstances visit pforzhiem.

remember where you heard it first folks

yamyam it'll make it hard for me to visit you if you tell me never to go there

But Purps you'll have to go there, it's the only safe place coz every where else in the world will be evaporated by the heat wave caused by a huge commet hitting our planet.

tell you what mack
if you bring some beer you can come too.

Oh very excited about this now, a little party

did some say party but as long as me and Muffin still get to watch Eastenders yamster...

ooo we are easily pleased aren't we??

you can wach what you like girls ime going to get totaled and wach the rest of the world evaporate.
after all it might be my last chance.