After much rending of hair and gnashing of teeth, I have decided that the best thing for me to do after my stay at the uni is to pursue the career insted of the insanely good quality of life that can be found here. It's a hard choice that I've been putting off for months, and one that will leave a huge hole in my soul.
Though I've done a relatively good job in avoiding the phenomenon of "the inertia of being local and not discovering more," there are several things I haven't done since coming to town. I still need to visit the Frauenkirche, still have to climb the tower of the church above the Viktualienmarkt & some other small things.
If you had one week to live and had to spend it in Munich, what would you do? What is truly indispensible? I thought about this, and realized that many things I would suggest could never be put into a tour book. I'm wondering what other people would suggest (because I would still try them in order to minimize regret).
This is my list of local (surprisingly non-touristic) Munich pleasures that will never leave my soul -- feel free to add:
Visiting as many beer gardens as possible with good friends.
Chestnut trees in full bloom on a sunny day.
Hearing nothing but the wind in my hair, zooming silently through the sun-dappled forest trails that parallel the Isar between here and Kloster Schäftlarn.
Going to see less-than-mainstream concerts at the Muffathalle and hanging out with the weird Muffatcafe crowd afterwards.
The Neues Arena theater - with its postage stamp-sized screen and and the feeling that it's always about to go out of business; -- has cool original language non-hollywood films and a small but cool audience.
The English/German Stammtisches at the Augustiner Biergarten.
Standing in the middle of a rapeseed field.
My apartment with a window view of the mountains, the english garden, and surfers.
Dancing to techno music with kiddies half my age and not giving a fuck about whether or not I fit in -- and waking up from a music-induced trance without even having taken any drugs.
Saturday morning breakfasts at the Viktualienmarkt -- "grazing" on foods I'd never tried before until I'm all stuffed and full and happy.
Training with Olympic medallists and bundesliga-level judoka in Grosshadern.
Haunting the classical music and jazz section of Ludwig Beck.
Altbau cafes on sunny weekday afternoons when no customers are there.
Walking home through the beauty of Haidhausen or the Glockenbachviertel at 5 in the morning, with no traffic or passers-by to distract me from my thoughts.
The lack of violence, even in situations when copious amounts of alcohol and large local crowds are involved.
Music stations that play more than just hip hop or classic rock.
Climbing the DJ pulpit at Zoozie's and lasting 5 minutes before somebody noticed.
The jogging stretch between the Deutsches Museum and the Isarring -- especially the suspended wooden walkway downstream of the Muffathalle.
The Alter Simpl (my alltime favorite even from my first week here), and the owner who still recognizes me from 4 years ago as the guy who was too drunk to rollerblade 3 meters in 2 minutes (that was the length of the car I was holding on to).
Roaming the Unihauptgebüude at the end of the semester, crashing departmental parties and being welcomed in regardless (We started with Physicists at 4 pm and wound up with Religious studies types at 7 am).
Call-a-bikes -- before Deutsche Bahn took them over.
Triumph ads. *weeps into hands*