So the King of Paella is coming to Stuttgart today for a visit. Rumour has it, he is going to visit the Maybach works in Sindelfingen where he will be presented with a brand new model to cruise around Madrid in. Now seeing as I just spent €22,92 yesterday having Mercedes refill my Windscreen washer tank full of their 'approved' washer fluid as opposed to the 3,99 stuff you can buy at Real, I suppose I have just contributed at least a square centimeter towards old Juan Carlos's new vehicle. Bet he still won't wave at me as he drives past either.
That'll teach me to send the car in for a service with an almost empty Windscreen washer tank