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A child porn offender in Germany turned himself in to the police after mistaking an email he received from a computer worm for an official warning that he was under investigation, authorities said on Tuesday.
"It just goes to show that computer worms aren't always destructive," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Paderborn.
"It just goes to show that computer worms aren't always destructive," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Paderborn.
I'd say birching would be too good for him, but twisted perverts like him would only enjoy it.
I'd say birching would be too good for him, but twisted perverts like him would only enjoy it. 
Source: Reuters