Biggy Bender - Great politician name

Was walking in Stuttgart yesterday and saw a poster that said Joschka Fischer was coming to town and bringing with him someone called (snigger snigger) Biggy Bender.

Excellent name!! Biggy Bender

Names are wonderful things. I used to know someone with surname "Lovatt", who married a "Standing". She was into this hyphernated name stuff and became
Mrs. Lovatt-Standing! I bet she did!

She must be the local Grün candidate for Cannstatt - I get to drive past her photo/poster every day and I must admit it makes me snigger every morning... Biggi Bender indeed!

She looks terribly stern in the poster, like she'd give you a good telling off if you spoke out of line (I can well imagine her asking "Would you like to share the joke with the whole class?") and her hair's totally grey now.

None of which goes at all with her ludicrous name... is Biggi really an official name in Germany???

Okay, if we're on the subject of silly names...

I used to teach a Rudi Wanker. (fnarr fnarr!)

on a slightly different theme, one of my colleagues just named her baby Maria Joana...

Unbelievable but true..

I used to know 2 girl who were best friends called..

Michelle Wanklin and Justine Mycock

So the joke used to be.. say it quickly ( in a BlackCountry accent )

Michells's Justine Wanklin Mycock..

This is true. I used to know a girl in Hong Kong... Fanny Pong.
And my old girlfriend's dad, who never lied, told me he had a friend when he was at school called Honour Potty (makes you reassess Honour Blackmans's parents' wisdom, doesn't it?)

An Essex school boy - Dan Wind

I jest you not

I once dated a Faith Love (hippie parents, of course).

And for any jazz piano players, the formost theory instruction books are produced by a man named Dick Hyman. It was a bit hard at age 12 to keep a straight face when my teacher told me to by his books.

And a friend of mine served with a Private Parts in the Army.

I had a classmate..
Arthur Day

I like this footy player van de Fart (well only the name of course)

I just read a report on the hurricane on CBS news that quoted one of their reporters: Hannah Storm.

wasn't me

Betty Sollocks and Mary Hinge were favourites when I was at school, but sadly ficticious.

http://portal.telegraph.co.uk/global/main...8/weffing28.xml

(its for real!!!)

But I guess its like saying your were out the other day and saw a nice set of tits! (the bird that is )

Just discovered that the MD of Wyeth Pharmaceuticals in Germany is a Herr Krebs.

yearbook photo

5th row down, last one on the right.

There was a famous German actor: Diether Krebs. Guess what he had when he popped his cloggs ???

@Nicole



Just burst out laughing when I saw her. Everyone else in the office turns around thinking... "crazy guy". :$

Thats gotta be a piss take?

I remember a bumper sticker with two birds of the Parus species sitting on a fruit of the Cucumis melo species, with the heading, "Tits like melons"

Wether it was correct I can't say!

I don't think so. Ginger is a popular American girls name, the word minge does not have the same connotation that it does in the UK, a bit like the word fanny meaning bum. My friend's Husband made that sad mistake shortly after they met and told her she had a nice fanny! :doh: She was not amused

Not only does she have a scary name, she also has a scary face! Ginger minge that is not my friend!!

So she didn't take it as a compliment then? You can't please some women!

During my Army time there was actualy a Captain Major (who was due promotion to Major)) and a Sergeant Sargent.

I had to make an appionment to see Dr Dr Rothschild today.
Whats all that about then! Every time I think of his title, I crack up thinking of all the Doctor Doctor jokes.