Toytown Van. I reckon we need one!

Sounds like we don't really need:

1. Tiscali Pyramid Scheme
2. English Food Shop
3. My web designs (trust me on that)

But what we do need is:

1. Free Beer
2. Instant hangover cures
3. Team Van!

Someone out there must work for one of those big daft multi-national companies with more money than sense? Heck my old Rugby team got sponsored by Reuters and Johnson & Johnson but we never got more than 7 supporters to a game (that includes a couple of over-excited dogs that tried to puncture the ball).

Where there is a will there is a way?

yeah, i could be the driver

you'll need to sack the stuggart nr plate for starters ole chap.

in my opinion you should get a trabant or one of del boys yellow 3 wheelers. more stylish than that crap.

Good idea, but it has got to look like this:

Johnny,
Funny you should mention "instant hangover cures".

This just in... Yet another fine sample from my junk mail folder:
...Even after a hard night

Do you hate headaches, nausea and dehydration after excesslive alcohol consumption ?
Uncle Rummy's Hangover Helper is what you need !
---- URL deleted, we do not want them to get their way now, do we?----

The typo is original BTW...

Memo

When you have a van, you need a poster girl to go along with it.
Just some lovely pics with a lady in some Bavarian garb next to the van for the calendar.

EDIT 3 LIONS, I almost posted that photo but was saving it for when I had a plan that worked, like organizing the movie night sunday. damn! You beat me to it.

Uncle Rumsfeld's hangover cure - you won't ever get another hangover, and neither will anyone within 500m of you.

Completely agree with DW, so do these guys

In honor of that.

Dammit - misread my target market again. No wonder I never make any money.

Please find revised version below...

As long as it’s not this one…

What about something that will fit the whole TT crowd in the back ?

Parking it might be a problem.

How about one of these??

P

Awesome!! I will nominate Bubblylady to be the driver.. (insert pic of BL driving the bus), Keydeck can be the tourguide and me, Becs and Bubblgum can be the stewardesses... serving beer and snacks on the bus.. we all get to wear TT uniforms and get free beer onboard!!

Presh. Here's that pic of Bubbly, the oh-so-friendly driver.
"Eyes ON THE ROAD!"

But if we all did it (and got only 10 in each, etc etc) then we could all go on our big cruise liner where they serve free beer!

@Presh
you think you can "park" this as well, even without king's weather?

BRILLIANT !!
Gotta be Toytown Tours !

I reckon we get DrivinWest to have a word with his contacts at NASA

Ken mate - that's the worst piece of 'photo-shopping' I've ever seen - what did you use? Paintbrush???

I´m real good at parking ferries... so I will be the captain, Kings weather or not!!

What can I say...you've discvovered my secret

I cant be arsed fooling around with these other types...ok...I havent a clue how to use the other packages