Toytown Superlatives

Ok i'm bored and am trying to get into the top 20 postings list on Toytown so figured this would help.

This is similar to senior superlatives if you ever had those in your year book in highschool.

- Best name
- Worst name
- Worst posts
- Best posts
- Most annoying person ever on TT
- Smartest
- Biggest Drunk
- Most Irish (bubblylady may have this one)
- Most camera happy
- Best accent
- most annoying accent
- Most critical when it comes to insulting people at a bar
- Nicest
- Most helpful posts
- Most determined to start an argument on TT
- best haircut on TT
- most wipped
- Most likely to leave without a goodbye
- biggest party girl

(if you have any others feel free to add them on)

My answers are as follows

- Can't think of one yet
- Jeff (no thought involved in that)
- Me (for adding this one)
- Keydeck (doesn't hold anything back and cracks me up)
- haha, no response
- DrivinWest (he's a rocket scientist and he's american)
- Me
- Bubblylady
- keydeck and Sparty
- Tif and hazza
- Big C and pascoe
- Keydeck (see above)
- Bubblegum
- Katrina
- alanbail and aquascutum
- Jeff
- Tif, ____
- Becky
- Presh

Ok remember, jus takin the piss

How about

most informative
brilliant
sexist

am too tired to think of any more.

here's another one i just thought of:

Most likely have never heard of before...

Urbanspaceman, Mijo

haha mark... i know i am the most likely to leave without a goodbye... bc i hate goodbyes but i also might be the biggest party girl... me and presh will have to fight it out to the death for this one!!
i think presh should be 'most likely to be a cheerleader!' (even though there aren't any in australia!)

Thats great!! i love the party girl title... bekky come on now... lets take it outside...FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! Actually, I love the title but I do have to admit that you are much more of a party girl than me Bekky, I´m just "hyperactive"!! Here is my take on that...

- Best name: INFLATABLEWOMAN
- Worst name KNOBS,
- Worst posts PARNELL
- Best posts KEYDECK
- Most annoying person ever on TT. WILL BITE MY TONGUE ON THAT ONE
- Smartest DRIVINWEST
- Biggest Drunk FUSILLI; NOW THAT YOURE GONE???
- Most Irish (bubblylady may have this one) DEF BUBBLYLADY
- Most camera happy KEYDECK
- Best accent BECKY2881 or BUBBLEGUM
- most annoying accent: ooh...thats hard i like em all
- Most critical when it comes to insulting people at a bar: BECS
- Nicest. BUBBLEGUM
- Most informative KATRINA
- Most determined to start an argument on TT: PARNELL AND KZA
- best haircut on TT. JEFF
- most wipped?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- Most likely to leave without a goodbye BECKY2881
- biggest party girl: BECKY2881

ah c'mon now , tell us what ya REALLY tink!

Some more:

Most blonde
Most non-blonde
Most
Bigest lurker (suspected)
Worst driver

Actually Parnell... most annoying accent... ah hahaha Im soo just joking!! We´ve already had the discussion about your posts!!! Actually I change my worst posts to that "american ---" one... what was he called???

I am not happy with my title
There are soo many nice titles, give me one of them pleeeaaase!
Presh, we gonna fight that Party girl thing out over the week end

Most annoying person ever on TT - Katrina...

- Best name: AQUASCUTUM (sp?) (nice shop in London )
- Worst name AMERICAN STUD
- Worst posts GRINNER
- Best posts HAZZA
- Most annoying person ever on TT. THERE ARE A FEW
- Smartest COULDN'T JUDGE THAT
- Biggest Drunk TOO MANY HERE TO PICK ONE
- Most Irish PARNELL
- Most camera happy KEYDECK (and i hate him for that), SPARTY
- Best accent I FALL FOR THE SCOTTISH ACCENT
- most annoying accent: ooh...thats hard i like em all
- Most critical when it comes to insulting people at a bar: ME
- Nicest PRESH
- Most informative KATRINA
- Most determined to start an argument on TT: THE NEW MEMBERS
- best haircut on TT. JEFF
- most wipped?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- Most likely to leave without a goodbye BECKY2881, BEANS
- biggest party girl: BUBBLEGUM
- Most blonde: PRESH
- Most non-blonde: Oli2000
- Sexiest: JEFF
- Worst driver: NOT ME
- Most fascinating eyes: HAZZA

How about the Toytown knob prize goes to Fusilli for being sad enough to keep posting on TT when he's in NYC. Get off the sofa and get out knobface!

Ones that kick out at me:

Most spiritual - bubblegum
Deepest thinker - Brummie
Most affable - 3 lions
Most "Landan" - Tif and Jimbo are so Landan its lafffable mate
Biggest attention whore - dont wanna say he he
Most balls - Kza
Person most curious about - DrivinWest , Papa_geno & benee

Yeah, yeah but if you were writing a Toytown "personal" of behaviour profile what would you sound like. Not the stuff you put in your profile but a description of your towtown behaviour...

Mine: 30+F new to TT. Mostly likes to watch and acquire new lingo. Recent observations includes klgirl has big feet and Parnell likes Pop Tarts. Wonders what made that cat puke. Also notice that despite the number of Brits missing chicken pot pie, recipe is yet to be posted. Sheppard's pie recipe was kindly posted from the Internet.

Words added into dictionary include bollocks, though attempts to weave that into everyday office speak so far unsuccessful despite careful germanization with the use of Der Bollocks. Still somewhat perplexed by the word smeg. Decided to try and forget said word as knows will definitely confuse it with equally unpleasant word shmegma. That and doubt can say "ich habe meine selbst gesmegged" with straight face.

Also especially enjoys the occassional TT beatdown. Thinks @DW could beat @JE silly in a bar or on Jeopardy. Though think that puking cat is likely tougher than all on most days.

Also breaks down and ocassionally posts useless and random thoughts. Inexplicably addicted to space breaks

@DW

well, at least it's a nice ass.
BEST ASS: DW!

@bubbly
spot on with the nicest eyes. i would definitely put Hazza as no. 1.

who's jeff? why is he so sexy?

Best Smile: tench
Nicest Eyes: Hazza
Most difficult to understand when drunk: pepper
Best conceals drunkenness: keydeck
Most wildly enthusiastic: presh
Coolest tattoos: HellCat
Studliest online presence: Jimbo
Kookiest laugh: sparty
Sexiest voice: profundo

sorry, can only name the people i know!

Most religious: Jesus
Most prone to injury: keydeck (face), SparkaHck (arms), Brummie (elbow) and Bekky (high heeled boot injury)
Best dressed: Bubblegum and Jeff (minus the repunzell shirts)
Worst dressed: Jeff (only when in repunzell shirts)
Biggest piker: me (??) and pascoe
Owner of cutest pet: Butterbean

OK some ideas from me...

Most stupid dancing- Fusilli, Tench and pascoe

Most scattergun pulling technique- Tench

Stayed over at the most TT members flat for the night- Presh

Most Xena like outfit- Bubblylady

Presh - I might also take the cake on the most prone to injury if you include the Barcelona door incident!

here are some more we had at my high school too:
biggest flirt
best friends
best athlete
biggest player

i'm gonna go with
fusilli
either tench and pascoe, dw and fusilli or presh and me
hmmm... tench and pascoe are training for triahtlons
not gonna answer that one!

well you are an italian stalian, fusilli!

most likely to dance on a bar, beer fest table, podium, stage, red bull car or anything elevated: presh, bubblegum, becs, bubblylady and me!
most likely to marry a man with a mullet: presh
most likely to have a raging party: fusilli

and two more from last night in the green room:

Most sad/nerdy personal possession: 3 Lions
Worst Passport Picture: Pascoe

well, since you guys don't believe in humility, and keep voting for yourselves, i have to say in high school i was voted "smoothest legs". that was just a few years ago too.

that is true, why do others not join the voting?
Maybe some observers or not only the hard core of TT... whereas thinking about that there are so many more who are the core of TT and there much longer then most of the ones posting in that thread.

Yeah, what is a piker? Thinking of what u and Pascoe might have in common...

Biggest complaint in this board: Big C, sorry mate, you know what I mean like

Ah yeah and to complete the self voting:
worst orientation skills in town: Hazza and me...
(Even Xena couldn't help us)

Voting for ourselves then...

OK.

Worst hair in profile photo: Me

Thanks for the compliments, I think I only ever won "worst teeth" in school due to my overbite (which is soon to be corrected HURRAH).
Pascoe is right about 3 Lion's collection...
Right, let's go down the list:
- Best name is currently TheLoneGunman as he will need one with that much abuse
- Worst name is cb4each coz he is my mate and I still can't work it out
- Worst posts are ones with big pictures that takes ages to load & spam
- Best posts are informative/funny/just plain mentaaaal
- Most annoying person ever on TT - ha ha they know who they are
- Smartest: showem
- Biggest Drunk: not me, I am an early-bather, pootle can hold his beer big stylee
- Most Irish: parnell? Just for the picture mind, Keydeck and bubbly are next
- Most camera happy - Sparty, you are making me blind
- Best accent - Foxy, because it is, er, foxy
- most annoying accent - anyone but Brummie, coz I love Brum (but he's a Yam Yam really)
- Most critical when it comes to insulting people at a bar - Don Riina (you can only lose to him)
- Nicest: ooo lots, too many to name, bubblegum is just hello-kitty-tastic though and I must mention UrbanAngel
- Most helpful posts: for DIY: poots, for food: Don, for dancing: koala, for language: showem, for essex-related posts: jimbo
- Most determined to start an argument on TT: with me personally, that is currently walker1 and Kza but old skool alainbail must be mentioned though he has lately taken a pill de chill
- best haircut on TT: Hazza
- most wipped: I don't wish to talk about my private life online thank you *cough*
- Most likely to leave without a goodbye: don't know, probably those 2 post commandos who get scared off? Alternatively: Editor Bob
- biggest party girl: I'm sitting on the fence on this one as I don't go to enough things to give a fair judgement but probably Presh due to number of posts
Here are some more from me:
Biggest Geezaaaaah: Jimbo
Best person with power tools: Pootle
Most likely to speak fluent French eventually: karambos
Most likely to have chutney with cheese: Marka
Keeper of the Prattware: Grinner
Most self-sacrificial (in terms of personal pain for community gain): Elfenstar for the waxing thread
Biggest Aaaaaahs caused by Post: Jeremy putting his kiddy to bed
Most useful person to know: tuca
Special "if it is so bad, then go home" award: Big C, crikey love, Munich is great, you could live in Crawley...
Most welcome newbie: Wee Man probably (though he isn't that wee really)
Most "Gone Native": er, that's me then
Katrina

- Best name: chicken^tonight
- Worst name: acquascutum (is that the green stuff that clings to grout in the shower?), USAITProfessional
- Worst posts: keydeck for his regular piss taking sans vocal inflection to denote sarcasm. Assuming of course he intends sarcasm.
- Best posts: DrivinWest
- Most annoying person ever on TT: eric (jingoistic nut-job)
- Smartest: MysteryMan & showem
- Biggest Drunk: fusilli
- Most Irish: bubblylady's veins flow with Guiness
- Most camera happy: sparty & keydek
- Best accent: Foxy
- Most annoying accent: all but mine
- Most critical when it comes to insulting people at a bar: Hazza
- Nicest: bubblegum
- Most helpful posts: katrina
- Most determined to start an argument on TT: parnell
- Most likely to take the bait: DrivinWest
- Best haircut on TT: Jeff
- Most wipped: Jimbo
- Most likely to leave without a goodbye: becky
- Biggest party girl: the recently separated conjoined twins known as "Precky"

Precky... never heard of that but I like it
well, actually do u know that there is a brand of cat food called "Breckies"?
And again, the pints of Guinness I had in my life u can count on one hand.
But I give up now. Even though I am THE MOST BAVARIAN here. Ever thought of that?

I don't know about that Bubblylady. Do you say "Sau gut!" all the time? Do you play an instrument in a Bavarian band or alternatively, can you Schuhplattlern? Do you play Schafkopf? Do you get headaches when there is a Föhn? These would make you very Bavarian!

I'm in shock that I've conned at least two people into believing I'm smart. My evil plan is working.

Name that makes me stutter: amimeli (Sorry, M.!)

hey jeff, can you post a pic of yourself so i can see why you are so sexy and why your hair is so groovy? the curiosity is killing me. meow.

from fussili

from bubblylady

Jeff could turn a straight man gay he's so sexy. Well, not this straight man, but pressumably one who is sorta sitting on the fence to begin with.

Hmm, no I don't know the Schuhplattler, but that is a man's dance only anyway.
Schafkopf is also a men thing
Sauguat, hm no actually no, not saying that either.
no headaches when there is Föhn, only "Zugroiste" get that.
Okay, I am not from the core of Bavaria but from Schwaben, Bayrisch-Schwaben.
I speak fluent Swabian, can handle a mass, know the Bavarian anthem by heart, love to wear the Dirndl (selection of it in my wardrobe), know how to make Maultaschen and Kässpätzle and how to eat a Hendl and Weisswurscht by hand.
At least I know how to dance the "Zillertaler Hochzeitsmarsch". And of course I am catholic. Have been to several "Viehscheids" (when the cows are brought back from the mountains into the villages) and always had "Gaudi" (Fun) with the "Viehbuam"(Cowboys). Is that the place to admit that I am actually a member of the CSU?
I know my history quite well and love the tradition and would say I am not to bad as a guide.
Alright the Starkbierfest location was hard as it was on a different place the years before... well only insiders would know...
And I dislike all "Fischkepf" and "Saupreißn" as they are all "Zipfelklatscher"
Instruments, no unfortunately not but I am in the fanclub of the "Turbomusic Nonnenhorn" and they do Oompah music

Herr Indoors is from Bad Reichenhall and not only says Sauguad a lot he also says things like "leck mi fett". He has Lederhosen and did his National Service in the Gebirgsjägern (which is hard-core Bavarian Mounties). And he loves Käspressknödeln and so I am probably more boairisch by default than I ever care to admit.
One of my best friends comes from Dillingen-an-der-Donau which is in Bayerisches Schwaben. Where are you from bubbly?
Adé
Katrina

I am from a small village called Wasserburg at Lake Constance, which is right at the border to Austria, Switzerland and Württemberg.
Dillingen... nah, the southsiders are better
Well, words we use a lot is "Noi" (no) or "scho?" (really?) or "scho" (already) or "fai" (no translation) and a "Gscheitle" is someone who knows everything better and one of the most used, but nice curses is "Heimatländle". Another word is "Schwätzer" for somebody who tells a lot off bullsh*t.

Sorry, I know this is off topic
Are you coming to the Girls night out? So we can talk it out

Prize for the longest ever hyperlink posted in a message board. Ever. Longer even than this one. Award goes to Katrina.

(not meant in a hostile way. Katrina, your posts are Ace!)

What happened to the rest of this thread?? I'm sure there were 2 more pages of posts last night...

EDIT: OK - it's in miscellaneous discussions!!!