Where are they then

?
As the Royal Family is a good natured, caring bunch of people

, I am sure that by now they have been attracted to the Britboard and are even active contributers. Naturally, they will not be using their own names so we can only know who they are by the quality of the advice and the occasional quirky nature of their responses. Of the regular contributors, who do you think fits the description?
I recon TBOTR is Phil the Greek ...I notice he's very protective of them