German swear words!*'@"$

Would anybody help me to inhance my german vocubulary,
by teaching me a few naughty words?
how is bad language taken in Germany?
My Girlfriend says she has had a sheltered life and has never used swearing.

i myself dont swear so i dont know any verdammte scheiss worte

was bedeutet das?

verdammt = blasted
scheisse = shit
ficken = making love
arschloch = arse hole

@ bully... ficken = making love ???
Who told you that one ?

ficken = to f@ck

making love =liebe machen/miteinander schlafen/Geschlechtsverkehr

brits talking german hire now Soll ich jetzt anfangen oder was hier...?

@Bully laudhing my head off

@a3-steve
keine sorgen Steve, Britboard bleibt Britboard...now try saying that quickly after a couple of pints !

das konnen wir alle machen, aber auf englisch ist doch einfacher

sheet it dont work but i dont Drink

well that is the problem then , have a drink and try again

Gav17 ,

titten und blasen sind sehr wichtige Wörte ... frag Deine Freundin

Charltonfan you hir no work

ja ja ist schon so eine sache mit der sprache nee

There must be a few more than that, surely

lunch break

@Gav17 how old are you

you trying to chat him up steve ???

ich bin 23 jahr alt.

why do you ask?

now way

Aber musst noch viel Lernen

charltonfan,
what does that mean,
i know its something bad so i won't ask her,-
she's got one hell of a biff on her!

Can you tell me a few more?
with translation,please.

No it is unanständig to talk on this forum

Check this website out Gav...

http://www.insults.net/html/swear/german.http

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The requested URL was not found on this server.

Works ok on my PC..ok try this;

http://www.insults.net/html/swear/index.html

Man, that sucks!
Is there a site that i can learn these words or what?
The one trick that i learned about languages is that if you are ever stuck for words,JUST swear!

THANKS, I GOT IT!,
Diolch yn fawr!

That site is bonkers!
very funny! i'm going through just about all the languages.

13 and a half probably...

how about

pimmel kopf = dick head

How about learning the language first, I can just imagine you being asked in your job interview as to the extent of your German language skills :$ I dread to think what you will come out with now

Apart from all that, swearing in the English language has a far better effect than swearing in German

Yep 2- 0 for mack

Stef this is not a war of words so please dont make it into one with a scoring system, I'm trying to be helpful as you know I never try and get one over anybody

ok

gotcha

Nop not now

Hey,
why the nastiness?
Have you got nothing better to come out with? and i already know enough to get by. what's wrong with learning insults,every body needs to use them at some time.
or are you just too small minded to let me into your gang?

there is no gang here everybody gets on with everybody
no one takes sides, yes we have fun but we can be serious too

us and whe dont need to say f...o... and what

*sings* and so say all of us

and so say all of us...singalongahellie65

*takes a bow*

claps long and loud

Me toooooooooo

do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang...

bravo , bravo ...

encore please ladies

How about a costumed cancan girls :$

sorry...can'tcan't... :$

brill

Sorry to refresh this old thread but the following might be useful somehow...

Why using swear words, when you can just irriate them...

In case you have an nasty argue with some german bloke and you almost want to spit out the most nasty german swear words into his direction, just try this polite sentence instead:

"Deine / Ihre reaktionäre Idiomatik tangiert mich galaktisch perifär"

Its an quite uncommon expression for saying "whatever you say, i don't give a dam !"
Not even vulgar, but simply not well known to many of the german people, because its barely used but nevertheless a correct sentence.
Normaly you get a grin in return of you will see a completly gobsmacked person. Well some germans might even not have the slightest clue what you just said to them...