Is It Me? Or Is It Them?

first day in weeks I didn't get a letter from a court or a solicitor ... my solicitor's bill for last week was EUR 1,000 ... thought it was worth a few bob to celebrate today

ouch

you should see his office ... f*ckin lovely it is ...

If I see his office then I'm right in the brown n smelly

yeah , I really wouldn't wish this bollox on anyone ... it's come to something when you know your lawyer's secretary better than your girlfriend :$ :$

My mate ended up doin a runner back to the UK coz he just couldn't get any reasonable behavoir out of his ex

I fancy a one-way ticket to somewhere a lot warmer than the UK

You could be just in-time to catch the start of the season on the Spanish Islands, get a job as a barman no probs

Spain is in the EU , you're f*cked ... it needs to be somewhere further afield where the Sozialamt // Finanzamt doesn't have any influence ... :$

If your outside of Germany the lawyers stop playing, there is nothing to be gained.
All you have to do is say to the social you'll send some money when you have some and wave goodbye

is it really that easy ??? I've heard otherwise ...

Unfortunatly for your ex... yes it is.

One more post from you and you'll over take Bully

LMAO ... yes , i was lookin at the stats too ... Bully is sound asleep and doesn't know what he's missing ... I'm sure he'll make up for it tomorrow ...

guess if you're in the UK you'll be stocking up on Yorkies

Me, I'll be stocking up on everything... and if there is a bit of room for a Yorkie... its gotta be done

buy a packet of cadbury's minstrels and eat them with a cup of coffee ... that really is "geil" ... and think of me while you're doing it

I'm off to me bed now, she who must be obeyed has just started goosestepping up n down the living room laying down the law

Catch ya later

Goodnight Slack

whats happened to the stats

you mean , because at the moment you're only in third place overall ??

yep

yes

ja

this could

get very ...

well im sticking to proper posts now.

silly Bully

Bully you're actually still ahead as you havent taken your G. Clooney posts in account

hi Slack , thought you were on a plane ???

Later, gotta lay a carpet first

you kinky devil

Carpet burns ... no, lets not go there

not as bad as stinging nettles in an off-guard moment out of doors ... :$ :$ :$