Cocaine found in bananas at an Edeka supermarket

If I heard correctly, 18KG of Cocaine has been found in an Edeka in Munich, Hidden in a Banana box..!

Anyone else heard it?
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It's not mine, I swear!!!

Was somerthing on the headline of one of the papers this morning innit ?

Yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas, just cocaine!

Edeka's a bit expensive.

You're better off buying your cocaine at Aldi or Pennymarkt. Same quality, only cheaper...

I know Pennymarkt is cheaper, but what's their policy on the environmental protection? Do they exploit cheap child labour to pick their coca leaves?

I'm a responsible world citizen!

(with apologies to J.J. Cale)

Special offer today, come and take it away
COCAINE!

Cheap bananas, and apples, and oranges and
COCAINE!

We don't lie, we don't lie, we don't lie...
COCAINE!

(Not brilliant, I know, but haven't time to think of anything better just now. Maybe someone else can come up with something.)

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/,mucm2/muenchen...ikel/674/73601/

20 kilos.

Gives new meaning to Edeka's commercial "Wir lieben Lebensmittel". No more rosemary for little old ladies...

Didn't hear about this but I did read in the Bild Zeitung that the Odeon on Theresienstrasse was ransacked and they found 200 grams in the safe, and another 750 at the bartenders house. I guess it't not a lot in comparison, but I wonder who tipped them off.