I needed a new light for my shower, so I went up to the Lady and said: "Dusch lampe"
She smacked me in the face and threw me out.
Life can be so harsh!
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Banned from Toom - DIY superstore
Just not my day
Dude... Don't quit the day job...
bad grinner, very bad!! it's all in the pronunciation.
better than my friend who went up to the meat counter in the early days and asked,"wie kostet Sie?"
he was pointing at a piece of meat at the time.
better than my friend who went up to the meat counter in the early days and asked,"wie kostet Sie?"
he was pointing at a piece of meat at the time.
Bet you'll be banned from the butcher's next for asking the salesgirl if she has pig's knuckles (Schweinshaxn).
He will be banned from the Shell station next because the cashier told him to have a good fart.
I don't get it. Anyone want to explain it for me ?
Sometimes ignorance really is bliss and this thread is one of those times.
It's a pun in german. like any joke, if it needs to be explained, it's not funny for you.
"Dusch lampe" = Du schlampe
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