Strange and funny stuff said in relationships

I always like to remember a phrase or comment that's typical of, or reminds me of an ex . . . . . .

some examples:[i]

Me: Have you ever had sex with another woman?
Her: Yes, 4 times. Twice with the same woman and twice with other women.
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Me: Have you ever made a porn film. (meaning with an ex, not the complete England Rugby squad or summat)
Her: Yes, with my ex and his work colleaugue. He was also a Lufthansa Pilot & I think he had more fun than we did. !!
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Then of course there's always the great line from a Bulgarian girl I was seeing for a bit "Yesterday, I was very proud from myself. Yesterday is the first time I have stick vibrator in my arse."

Nice. There's others but I can't remember them at the mo.

This site has been posted before, but it just might be pretty appropriate here, too.

You always did pick the strangest birds Jeckel.

I'm glad you said that, Sin, because I was beginning to get worried that I'd led a sheltered life.

Thanx to Eurovol