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Alan B'Stard - spoof UK politician

He's back to help Tony Blair

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grazzenger

Mar 21 2006, 6:40 am

The New Statesman is back after 15 years and this time he's backing Tony's New Labour.

In a stage play to tour the UK, writers Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran have brought Alan back to help Tony Blair and New Labour in this time of crisis. Worth trying to catch if you're back in Blighty.

the Boy From Bozlem

Mar 21 2006, 6:54 am

cool. I cant believe its been 15 years tho

Sin

Mar 21 2006, 8:30 am

MERGE OFFENCE!!!

Tony Blair

the Boy From Bozlem

Mar 21 2006, 8:34 am

hang the B'Stard

Sin

Mar 21 2006, 8:36 am

Nah! Get Mrs. B'Stard to grind her nails into his balls (I always fancied her)

the Boy From Bozlem

Mar 21 2006, 8:40 am

Me too , i guess its a power thing

BTW anyone got The New Statesman on DVD/ Video?

Exile

Mar 21 2006, 8:42 am

Haven't they missed the boat a bit on this one?
Anyway The Thick of It has already done New Labour.

grazzenger

Mar 21 2006, 8:46 am

gah, failed search. i did one for "B'Stard" but looks like i am up for public hanging

ooh, and couldn't agree more about mrs b'stard lads!

Exile

Mar 21 2006, 9:57 am

Wasn't the Actress who played his wife also genuine Posh Totty, the daughter of a Earl or Duke or some other such title?

grazzenger

Mar 21 2006, 9:58 am

her name's marsha fitzalan if you want to go and google for us

Allershausen

Mar 21 2006, 10:11 am

Not only posh totty but born in Germany too!Marsha Fitzalan
And if she asked me nicely I would!

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