Do you flush after peeing?

A third of household water consumption goes down the loo.

Not flushing after peeing can save 20-25 percent of total toilet household usage.

34000 people die each year for lack of drinking water.

I'll bet they wish they didn't flush then.

Does rinsing out the sink afterwards count as one flush?

Gotta flush.

Any water we don't use here isn't going to help anyone in Africa is it?

Depends if i've just peed in the wardrobe and realised

You bunch of cloth-eared fuckwits. I bang on about how great it is to drink lunchtime beers in Zur Brezen, and clearly nobody fucking listens, because if you did, and went there, you'd see that they have soopah doopah no-need-to-flush funky modern technology toilets.

On a marginally serious note, they've invented some nanotech inspired material that does not let water or bacteria cling to it - bogs and sinks and shit that never need to be cleaned apparently. Awesome. Dunno if thats related to what they have in zurn brezen, but they do have some water saving thing that never flushes.

Isn't that just the alley out the back Don?

Let's see what my options are here. Pee, flush, wash hands, leave or pee, wash hands and leave and thus leave a bowl of piss infused water sitting in the bathroom. I'll flush thanks.

And if any of them 34,000 thirsty pikies come trying to drink out of my toilets I'll feckin lamp them!

pike's logic machine needs a tune-up.

Washing your hands?!?! Hoighty toighty fucking hoight. Posh cunt.

Yeah, come on.. you wash if you've been for a #2 and your finger pushed through the bog roll! Innit

Don, it's little details like that which stop me looking like a fucking homeless pikey. Did your mother never tell you to look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves. Same thing with washing...you scruffy ginger twat.

It's Don's hair that needs a wash first mate - perhaps we could spray his barnet with this urinal treatment chemical - you'd also then be able to rename Don 'Lemon Fresh'...

I'm a "if it's yellow, let it mellow" kinda guy, 'cept when I've been on the Guinness, when I'm more of a "if it's brown, let it drown" kinda guy.

Keydeck, if you had a mere modicum of class, you'd have called me "scruffy looking" in a fantastic reference to the Wars. Uncultured Irish bastard.

Sure, I realised that if I were to say, "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder" or as you suggested, make an indirect reference to the line then I'd appeal to the geeky Starwars fanatic side of you. But on reflection I decided that as a Qi-Gong lookalike who actually comes off looking more like a budget extra from Braveheart, or more often than not a lanky streak of ginga twatness, you didn't need nor deserve it. These are not the references you're looking for.

OK, back to the topic...
At our house, we have these big underground water tanks that collect the rain water (or melting snow water) and this water is then filtered and used in our house for flushing the toilets and also for the outside water (watering the lawn, hosing down the garbage pails, washing the cars, etc). It saves us a lot on the water consumption.

Pissheads the lot of yez !

@Keydeck and Don_Riina

Will this be the five minute arguement or the full thirty minutes?

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I was gonna reply after you mistakenly half posted that last one (my geeky side knows that you're not too hot on the old computeryness) but I thought I'd let you finish; I do my dog that justice when he's fucking some nasty mongrel bitch through a wire fence, so it was only fair.

Anyway, I'm rather touched by any Qui Gonn or Braveheart related insults. Both quality viewing. The only slightly decent-film-related-ish thing you've got going for you is smashing your face in on some stairs and that vaguely reminding me of Douglas Coglin in the great Cruise classic, Cocktail. But you are nowhere near as cool. Or Australian.

By the rim of the porcelain telephone, this time the infidels have gone too far !

We will replace their botty paper with the grey institutional stuff with bits of twigs sticking out, we will turn the rolls the wrong way round, we will turn the water blue with their harpic, we will drive them into the sea !

Hah !

Actually, thats a good point. What if somebody drank enough liquid peppermint essence, or essential lemon oil, then drank loads of blue food colouring, and then pissed but did not flush. That would be well cunning.

Most of my dumps are of the self-flushing torpedic variety they don't even warrant a flush.
Not sure my the dumpster would remain user friendly if I left my potent radioactive glo-in-the-dark slash sitting in it.
Nope will flush every time sorry for the thirsty Africans mate.

Actually the blood food colouring would affect the richards as well.

And if you packaged the whole thing in alcohol you could have the ultimate bachelor cocktail ingredient.

I'm not the sure Africans will want to drink this stuff anyway actually.

Hadn't thought about the possibility of recycling... nice idea.

It costs 20 cents to send an SMS message. That's enough money for an African child to buy food and water to live on for a WHOLE DAY.

Send this message to 7 of your friends and starve the cunt for a week.

Well Don, I'll take the Coglin reference as quite the compliment although I must also point out that I have been on occasion likened to Brendan Frasier who, whilst demonstrating seriously questionable acting skills, does at least have a tendancy to scrub up marginally better than your average dag selling, pint o milk for the babby begging, freeloading, eyesore which constitutes you and your hugely extended and massively inbred family.

Plus, you missed out on one of your own most brilliant performances to date. In fact there really wasn't any acting required, was there you caravan-dwelling, gibberish speaking, soap dodger.

Anyone else thought EB (right extreme) & OG (left extreme) on the pic? Cant quite recognise the 2 in the centre, though I see some TT resemblance!

Thread hijack in progress...

@Columbus

Patrick Swayze wasn't in Snatch.

Forbidden fruit!

Oh geez, now he's gonna think he looks like Brad Pitt.

There'll be no shutting him up now.

5 euro all you can drink wine may work ER... Well, it will work the following day no doubt...

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Sorry didnt get your joke first ER!

god, don't mention wine in my presence! i feel sick just thinking about it!

You actually remember drinking wine???

Dont whine!

i remember absolutely nothing from the time we had the ouzo shot till the time i woke up in the morning. I do remember the wine, though, and the pounding headache and nausea yesterday

"Brad Pitt"

Isnt that Rhyming slang for something?..

Kinda fits.

Oh bollocks. We drank Ouzo too. Now that explains it all

It's really weird that this was brought up because my sister-in-law, I just realized while with her on the weekend, doesn't flush public toilets because she doesn't want to touch the flusher. She says she lets other people deal with it instead.

I guess this is probably the right time to show the photo which was taken in the ladies bathrooms of Ned Kellys the other night. Note, I didn't take the photos. And there was I believing that the Ladies toilets were always clean, carpetted and smelling slightly of the latest parfum offering from Calvin Klein.

That place should be renamed Ned Smellies..

One question for Keydeck:

Why?

perhaps it was the lure of the swirlie...

At the same place?

Aha, the baptism, a time honoured tradition in my old school.

(That JML, she's one classy dame and if you don't agree you'll be being dredged from the swamps in about 15 years, your ankle still chained to the engine block of a '72 Pinto)

I really don't know ER. I'm guessing poor aim, a curry fuelled emergency, who knows. Don't see that we'll ever really know for sure outside of basic speculation, or for that matter, want to know.

Probably didnt want to sit on the seat.. or press the flush handle..

Women, eh?

The sphincter, the albanian gunrunner of the body.

Sometimes they deliver on time,sometimes you can't get anything out of them, sometimes they deliver the wrong stuff and sometimes they burst through the door wth the merchandise because the pressure is on.

...and other times they shit on your walls.

Damn Albanians!

Sorry Keydeck, I'll clarify the intent of my question.

Why do you have a picture of the womens toilet at Ned Kelleys?