Scottish, Irish and English breakfasts (or Welsh)

As a southern yank, I have wondered what the difference is between a Scottish, Irish and English breakfast??

No more than a Euro usually.

All basically the same but you can get haggis served with the Scottish breakfast. The Irish breakfast has white pudding as well as black pudding and they sometimes serve a typically Irish type of bread.

The Irish have white pudding on theirs, I think. Otherwise there's no real difference, I don't think.

The scotts use square sausage too!

Oh, and the Welsh breakfast is also the same except we only eat it whilst shagging sheep.

Don't the Scotts include deep fried Mars bars?

(Sorry!)

@OG

Somehow I believe you!

Ok, I understand black pudding, what is white pudding??

I think it has more fat in it but other than that tastes similar, but of course white in colour.

Shit... I dun'alf miss a proppa fry-up Sunday breakfast; poach'd eggs on toast, 'ash braans, 'orse mushrooms (them dirty great big ones that turn everything black), proppa thick-cut smoked bacon from a proppa butcher, mart'la, Heinz baked beans (can't be any other).

I'm dribblin'.

Really, how difficult is it?

@ dolfan, welcome to the club, you have officially been keydecked!

I think Blackpudding is Dried blood, animal fat and rusk..

White pudding is animal fat, oatmeal and suet..

Scottish Pudding is Schotte!

@ dolfan: black pudding without the blood and with oatmeal, I think (prepared to be shot down in flames by the likes of don_riina and Katrina on this vague statement)
@ Sin: reeeel (Liverpool for proppa) bacon and big mushrooms, oh yes, marriage made in Heaven. Bacon is God's way of telling vegetarians to f* off and die.

awww someone add "Welsh" to the title - taff is feeling all left out!!!

Cheers

i m am not certain what being "keydecked" means, but I am certain that I don't give a shit.

LOL good answer.

Aa'right! Aa'right! Calm down. Doh-dey-do-dat-doe-don't-dey?

@ Sarabyrd - I might have put "...English (including Welsh).." just to piss them off.

Yeh righsssssssssss (famous Scouse "wet T")
Worrayadoin, or chewinabrick?

'ere crusoe, din't ya see the fred about the geezer wot woz lookin' for pallets? There's an earner there if ya wants it.

If yer actual Stock Exchange 'ad bin up in Scaaseland, word up is that tradin' on the floor wood 'ave bin in pallets and car stereos.

And lighters three for a quid.

It's condoms where I comes from.

So, since this is my thread, I must insist that you blimey bastards quit the brit talk and give a cincise answer.

Tell them what cincise means and they'll probably give it their best shot.

I can feel Tourettes moment coming on...

'Oo you callin' a Brit, Cocka?

Bleedin' cheek.

Not enough room.
@ dolfan: A keydecking is an honour granted to a selected few on TT and not a Brit blimey expression. As we are a crowd of few ideas, most expressions have been mentioned on this forum already at one time or the other. When in doubt, use the search function (upper right corner), you should end up with some result. If not - feel free to ask.

Wow.. You've been given the "Byrd" aswell as Keydecked..

Its your lucky day!

Once spent a night in a B&B in Larne (that's a loyalist town in Norn Arn) and the Hausfrau, a Mrs Scott, offered us an Ulster fry the morning we arose. We had a laugh windin her up, askin her the difference between that and an Irish fry...

Easy. With an Ulster fry-up they give you three little pots of red, white and blue paint to decorate the edge of the plate. Green and orange with the Irish fry-up.

Just firing up the frying pan now, the menu this morning is bacon, irish thick sausages, eggs, mushrooms and heinz beans

Bastard, Im Hank Marvin

oh btw sent Mr Taylor an email and waiting for a reply

I'll save you a bacon butty mate, hope Mr Taylor will be interested

Knowing Phil if there is beer and money involved he will come.

For years a good friend of mine chose an Irish bar in town every Sunday for an Irish breakfast. For equally many years I had always assumed he's gone down town for 6-8 pints of lunchtime Guiness. Only recently did I find it was simply a massive fry-up, and in his case at least, 2 cups of coffee.
Such a disappointment.

I always heard that an Irish seven-course dinner was a cold boiled potato and a six-pack ...

Is that your entente cordiale for St. Patrick's day sarabyrd?

She picks her moments, doesn't she...