TT Magic 8 Ball

As a followup to Booyakasha's decisions thread, I decided that it would be pimpin' if TT had a magic 8 ball feature.

Think about it, all your questions could be answered without the debate.

Sample "should I" questions include,
cut my hair short
learn German
move to Munich
propose to my GF/BF
surprise my parents
have another beer
become a scientologist

Sample "bigger picture" questions include,
does God exist
is x a conspiracy
do dags really like pikeys
is there a meaning to life
are kebabs better than sausages if their both on a stick
is 3 Lions really gone

I found this generic version of the Magic 8 Ball. Its genius I tell you, genius. I asked it if I should go to class today TWICE and the answers were consistent: very doubtful and the outlook does not look good. If I had asked you lot, I would've gotten ignored OR even worse all sorts of goody goody answers telling me to be cool and go to school nonsense

So yeah, we can use the generic version. Perhaps some super coder wil make us our very own TT magic 8 ball for Christmas. That would be well, nice and then we could all say God/Allah/Buddha/and the little green man inside you Bless us everyone.

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I've got one here at my desk.

I've just asked it if I'm gonna have a pile of pints tonight. It said, "Too early to predict". Pah.

I've got one in my bedroom... just gonna go and ask it if ManU will beat Liverpool in today's big match

*pause*

"Outlook not so good"
dammit!

Computer says... no

*couuuugghhhh*

So I asked the computer 8 ball a series of questions:

Is anyone going to deliver me coffee
Is the weather going to improve
Is the real 3rd Lion going to come back

All of them came back negative and thus starting me to feel suspicious that it *might* not be that scientific or accurate. I therefore asked it a trick question: am I still in my pajamas, it came back with "ah, as I see it, yes". Now i'm creeped out and going to back slowly away from my pc. i think i might even go to class.

Have a nice day people but remember the 8Ball is watching you, just like the creepy cat clock from my childhood friend jenny's house.

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It says Man City will beat Villa in the FA Cup today so i'm off to the bookies

Fucking thing's probably broken, son. It said Wigan would beat Spurs tomorrow, and that just ain't gonna happen.

Dunno mate, it said liverpool will beat united and it's happening

Someone needs to bring up the cell of when Bart knocks Milhouse out with the Magic 8 ball*
Bart: What you know it really does work

* Milhouse gets a girlfriend

s'not over yet, though

ahem

bad news for Alan Smith though, hope it's not too bad

Ahem magic 8ball. Since the judge did not answer my questions last night maybe you can(and will).

If I replace caduim yellow with lemon yellow in a mix with caduim red will I receive a juicier orange in return? Or should I also replace cadium red, if yes then with what red?( I usually paint with watercolors you know but need an acrylic orange wash).

I want to sell my PC how do I erase..cough my porn?

Can't you just delete your porn?

Ooooo - I'm glad you resurrected this.
I just asked it a few questions and it gave me all the answers I wanted to hear - in't that cool?

But is all your history erased, like bank numbers and such? I have windows xp and I am selling it to my landlord. Should I remove windows xp(its in german) and let him reinstall?

Apparently it is 'decidedly so' that Arsenal will win the champions league

And will arsenal finish above spurs? 'as I see it, yes'.

No champions league for spurs no matter what way you look at it!

but outlook not so good for me getting any action this week. dammit.

Hmmm...I just asked it if Spurs would finish above Arsenal? "Outlook Good".

Well Lassie get any this week? "Fuck all chance - he's a gooner".

Seems on the money to me.

you still won't get into europe if we win it.

need to find a non-uk girl who doesn't understand football. or english.

Hmmm think the 8 ball is playing with my affections like a Judge

Asked " Will City Beat Villa Tonight ? " Answer " It is certain " but it said that last time the trifler !

OK i take it back, we won I believe in the 8 ball now

Why didn't you be more specific? That could have been in the number of disciplinary offences by players, or injuries (I think The Arse have that one in the bag), or corners conceeded. It could be ANYTHING.

WOOoooOOOooOOOOoooOOOooo

I was more specific this time and apparently 'Signs point to yes', so it's looking good!

Q: Will I be sober on friday night?
A: VERY DOUBTFUL

Q: Will I pull on friday night?
A: MY REPLY IS NO

Cant argue with the ball

Whoa its on a good note today boys. I asked first if I would a job in Ptown(it is certain) then asked will I find romance(you may rely on it).

Will the two combine? Perdido, Male Gigolo has a nice ring to it.

Damn. That ball is good.

Question: Will I ever be able to stop my wife from talking?
Answer: My sources say No

'Will Arsenal win the Champions League' - Without a doubt

'Will spurs fans be crying tears of sorrow come midnight 17 May' - Without a doubt

'Will I get back to Munich soon' - Don't count on it

Suppose you gotta take the rough with the smooth...

Original link is broken but this one works. 8 Ball
I asked to see if america was doomed it said no.