I can't take it anymore

There's been entirely too much agreement with me lately. It all started innocently enough with IPJ and UA and a question about glass recycling a year and a half ago. Then, slowly, others began to agree with this mutt: 3 Lions here, a defence from JoolyBooly there, but the downturn really started when Owain Glyndwr started agreeing with me (which surprised everyone).

And then... Bam! Tom17, Kat, latecomer and peepers. And once Editor Bob started, there was no turning back.

Astroboy. Jimbo. brokenm. Darkknight. DrivinWest. And IPJ kept on doing it (the Astrology thread is no longer available).

But it's just getting plain silly now. bluedave, perdido. Twinsie. MonksTown. nativeNYer. Memo. Even quarblotz and WhoaSnap (both while also disagreeing with me on the same threads).

There are a lot more people, too. Eleanor Rigby always agrees with me no matter what name she's logged in under. And Topsy's started agreeing with me, too. I probably left a few others out of this list. It was unintentional but I just couldn't take seeing all that agreement.

Hell, even Crawlie started agreeing with me. And Kza.

But the camel that broke the straw's back was keydeck agreeing with not just one but both points I made.

Enough is enough. I just can't deal with all this agreement.

1) The Bible is absolutely correct and logical.
2) So is the Koran.
3) Astrology is real and truly does make you think.
4) Ditto for psychics and palmists.
5) Topic titles should never, ever be changed.
6) You should never pay for anything in Munich. Not MVV, not GEZ, not even Tengelmann
7) Munich has the best weather in the world.
8) Cliques improve the quality of TT.
9) Everyone should be required to discuss rugby every day.
10) We need at least five different Wednesday night curry groups.
11) Freedom of speech should be restricted so that no one ever offends anyone else.
12) If anyone says that X is racist, it's true.
13) Germans are the most open and friendly people on earth. Especially the old ladies.
14) The only real "football" is played with hands and a brown, oblong ball.
15) Germany needs pikies.
16) speling doesnt mater at all!

I hope this fixes matters or I'm going to be forced to leave Toytown.

woof.

i agree

Don't worry BD, I still think you're a twat. Better now?

Oh and you linked to the wrong post with my name above. Numpty.

I agree, too much agreement there.

You look like Howard Stern.
If you admit that, then I'll agree with you.

I most certainly concur. Most disagreeable.

I will take Keydeck's TWAT (Look! I have written it a number of times in my head and it will never sound any better than that) and raise it to a cunt.

BD, I do agree too.

I agree with all of the above except number 15...that is going way to far as i don't want to have to count the number of wheels on my car every morning

Anyway BD. I only agreed with you cos you agreed with me. It's a two way thing man

Edit. And you do look a bit like Howard Stern

Keydeck: the damned board keeps throwing that wrong post number back. There's a bug somewhere. I edited the original post.

woof.

What! I agree with you almost all of the fucking time and I get absolutely no credit!

We're through, I'm done being a BadDoggieBitch!

I agree with ER - why didn't I get some credit, too?
I've agreed with you loads of times...
It's a bit unfair to single out some people and neglect to mention the others...

Does this mean you get Howard Stern's pay check?

There were too many of your links to paste. Also, the first time you agreed with me it was under a different name, one that appears all over the damned thread in the comments. Only the $user_name field has the new name; all references and text written still have the old. The absence of a link to that first post was in your best interest, wouldn't you agree?

In light of my concern for your welfare you gonna be my BadCondimentBitch again?

Topsy: sorry, but these are all posts which explicitly said "I agree with" or "the mutt's right" or something to that effect. A lot of your agreement came via PM.

You're both sorted now.

woof.

Excuses, excuses.

We'll see who stands alone next time a discussion on adultery or other such recent controversial Adult Only topics happen to come up.

From now on I shall only agree with Topsy, besides she pays a lot better.

it's clearly a conspiracy. Bush/Americans must be behind it.

Don't worry, honey, you're in bad company with me.

More importantly why didn't Keydeck, Eleanor Rigby, Topsy and I get lines under our names on your original post ? huh ? huh ?

We in the wrong clique ?

you could at least give me some credit for being consistent and constantly disagreeing with you

Yeah, what Boomtown said,
oh, god, now I have agreed with BR twice now!

it happens to everyone eventually Carm, some just resist longer against their will than others

Oh, my new master!

@BG poor pup !!!

@BD, if you're done now with this little attention seeking thread, I'd like to point out that I was the first to draw attention to your similarity to this guy (though not in the celeb look-alike thread).
[img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/war_of_the_worlds/howard_stern/warworldspres.jpg[/img]

It wasn't an "attention-seeking" thread, it was "way-too-much-wait-time-while-working-tuesday-but-managed-to-hold-off-until-friday-to-post-another-pointless" thread.

And while I don't deny the similarity, that's not the greatest pic to show it.

woof.

My bad. Is this the one you guys wanted?
[img]http://www.deep-focus.com/flicker/images/privatep.jpg[/img]
He's better looking in this one, but I say it screams 'air-brushed'.
[img]http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/04/07/18/hstern.jpg[/img]

I have met BD a few times and agree, he should get his Air brushed, once in a while... scruffy git

Class Mr G !

However one could say that by virtue of your consistent disagreement with BD is in fact quite agreeable to him.

Does this *logically*mean then, that our BD is really in a no win situation? Agreement achieved = disagreeable situation. Disagreement achieved = agreeable situation. hmmm... I dont know BD very well but perhaps he does better in disagreeable situations. so really, he needs you all to agree with him in order to achieve inner well being and harmony.

And in either way would you say that the *stars* are OR are not aligned in his favour? Normally most people would find others agreement as an *astrologically* favourable sign but given that BD is not at all pleased with it does it mean the planets are out to get him.

I've gone and confused meself again, bottom line is how do we get him off/on ( i forget which one we're going for again) to the path of barking madness.

I gotta agree with keydeck ... if Toytown was a turd BD would be the sweetcorn embedded within.

I dispute the fact that I ever agreed with you - until you can show my evidence anyway.

No problem... we can restart our discussion about dog training if you wish... let's see... where were we...?

ah...yes...
Dealing with a puppy that hates grooming
here we go...

So I did... and added:


And then somehow you never got back to me with your sources...

Feel better now? Always glad to oblige

Waiting a year to make a point. You show an amazing amount of restraint to wait this long for the perfect moment to publicize your retort.

Actually, it came out of the current Scientology thread:

I just followed BD's link about "agreeing" and ended up here.

_{(and I'm very confused about the "waiting a year to make a point" part. )}

ah HAH! I knew you only wrote half the things you do be contrary and argumentative! I knew it!

_{(and I'm very confused about the "waiting a year to make a point" part. )}
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Not really hard to figure out. However, since I have nothing better to do while I sip on this totally unnecessary beer I will indulge you. If you will turn your eyes to the date directly above post 31 you will see a date of Feb. 10, 2006 (I do apologize, waiting 2 years is really notable). Now if you think really hard you will determine (or ask anyone) today is March 23, 2008. So the difference in time from post 31 and the next post (yours) is over 2 years. If you have any further confusion please feel free to slip a rope around your neck and pull tight.

Ah..good... so you did your math wrong after all... all is clear now, apology accepted and you're forgiven

Yep, you got me I thought you were a marginal twat to have waited a whole year, but I now realize you are a complete twat. Sorry for the confusion, hope my mis-calculation didn't boost your self worth too much.

Bet you're blond.

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