Keydeck
Feb 2 2006, 11:24 am
Some final year students from an Eitorf (beside Bonn) school have put together a calendar in order to raise money for their end of term dance thingy after the school told them that there was not enough money available to hold it. The girls are all about 17 or 18.
Abikini-Kalendar.de
Apparently the school principle was none to happy when he found out but says that he cannot rule over what they do outside of school hours.
For those who don't know, the final school exams in the German equivalent of highschool are known as the
Abitur, hence the Abikini name.
Personally I don't see the problem with it and wish them all the best for raising the necessary cash.
I won't be ordering one myself though...and not because the ordering link on the website is broken either
Katrina
Feb 2 2006, 11:25 am
I should think not. Complete lack of protective clothing and mask in that welding picture. Disgraceful.
Lassie
Feb 2 2006, 11:26 am
Where's Eitorf? How do I get there?
Jenny L
Feb 2 2006, 11:39 am
Planning to personally bring them a donation?
skoolboyerror
Feb 2 2006, 11:42 am
Fair play to them. Should have got their kit off at least though!
And why would I wanna buy a calendar where I have to look at a guys ass for a whole month?
Here's a tip for them: if you wanna make some money quick and your a female, go work a few nights a week down one of those bars in Hauptbahnof
perdido
Feb 2 2006, 11:42 am
So Jennyl are you gonna give us directions there or not?
Jenny L
Feb 2 2006, 11:43 am
Sure. PM me.
Keydeck
Feb 2 2006, 11:44 am
perdido
Feb 2 2006, 11:45 am
This is what sucks about growing up in the Bible belt.
Topsy
Feb 2 2006, 11:46 am
are the piccies that fab?
they don't strike me as particularly fab, if I'm honest
I've seen a lot better
MoiLV
Feb 2 2006, 11:46 am
What's the 3 supposed to mean in the volleyball picture? I only know of 1 and 2
perdido
Feb 2 2006, 11:47 am
And I have seen a lot worse...
Jenny L
Feb 2 2006, 11:49 am
I agree with Topsy- the pictures aren't particularly eye-catching. And I just find this one embarrassing to even look at.
Topsy
Feb 2 2006, 11:50 am
yep, that is the crappest, and this imo is the second crappest:
[img]http://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/uploads/post-8-1138877076.jpg[/img]
and what's with the picture on the right in little tryptych in the first post?
they look like they're laughing at his erection, poor guy
perdido
Feb 2 2006, 11:51 am
Well okay jennyl I see your point. I would prefer a mdwest/nebraska calender mysef
Jenny L
Feb 2 2006, 11:53 am
PM me.
just kidding
They totally put the girls of
Geraldine High School class of 94 to shame, utter shame. No wonder it wasnt just to buy alcohol that we went to
Temuka on the weekends for.. Damn I should have gone on an exchange to Germany...
DrivinWest
Feb 2 2006, 12:04 pm
[img]http://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/uploads/post-8-1138877076.jpg[/img]
Why is she holding a retarded midget? It's like some creepy German artsy think they'd make fun of on Sprockets:
QUOTE
Dieter: Vilcome to Sprockets. I am your host, Dieter. First of all I would like to vilcome our new affiliates in Eastern Germany who are carrying Sprockets for the first time: LODR - Leipzig Auyste-Deutsch Runfunk and FKMS – Funzine Karl-Marx-Stadt. Vilcome to the Sprockets family. This veek ve have a special feature on Sprockets. It is called "Germany’s Most Disturbing Home Videos".
[Video Overlay: An old man recites: “Germany’s Most Disturbing Home Videos. Ahhhhhhhhh!�]
Dieter: And now I’d like to introduce the man who compiles all the videos for Germany’s Most Disturbing Home Videos. You may know him as the vacky neighbor from Munich TV’s hit comedy “Who Are You to Accuse Me?� Please welcome Karl-Heinz Shelkar. [Karl Heinz enters studio] Welcome to Sprockets Karl-Heinz.
Karl-Heinz: Danka Dieter.
And so it goes...
Ketchup
Feb 2 2006, 12:05 pm
Agree with Topsy. Great idea, bad execution.
Lassie
Feb 2 2006, 12:09 pm
Looking more closely I'm a bit disappoined with the quality of the girls. Nothing like the 17 year olds on Germany's next top model!
Small Town Boy
Feb 2 2006, 12:13 pm
Wow, you people all have really high expectations! These kids are 17 years old and have never done anything like this before, and you're comparing them to a New York fashion shoot!
Tomasino
Feb 2 2006, 12:15 pm
Yeah but, realists.
Few will buy this and hang it on their walls.
Can you imagine that dude with the ponytail on your wall for a month?
Jenny L
Feb 2 2006, 12:16 pm
Look, if you're going to do something, at least do it right. You know?
Tomasino
Feb 2 2006, 12:18 pm
Oh and...
They definitely photoshopped out that guy's undercarriage.
Unless he is a Northern Europe syndrome sufferer.
perdido
Feb 2 2006, 12:18 pm
Well I think it is a good idea if the parents have no problem and it is tastefully done. As for me well i am not a fan of blondes so that is going against them but if I was younger I would buy one. I have better photos in my portfolio, but I send them kudos for a job well done. I do not blame the students for layout, that is the studio photographers job.
They just all look pretty braindead really. Not appealing. Come on, who can't pull off at least either sultry or innocent? Instead we got staring at the photographer's shoulder. Bleah.
[img]http://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/uploads/post-8-1138877008.jpg[/img]
Owain Glyndwr
Feb 2 2006, 12:25 pm
yeah, they could at least have been snogging. that'd 'ave sold a few copies, mind.
perdido
Feb 2 2006, 12:25 pm
I still blame the photographer
Topsy
Feb 2 2006, 12:27 pm
Perdido, you are so lovely.
You are probably right that the photographer is to blame.
I think the girls themselves are really attractive and sexy (well, so are the guys), but the poses that they are in are really really not appealing to me in the slightest. Shame, really.
brokenm
Feb 2 2006, 12:30 pm
Wasn't this a story line on Marienhof? The daughter of the Italian wanted to shoot a colender for her school. Don't know how I know this...
BadDoggie
Feb 2 2006, 12:43 pm
MoiLV: it's a team signal about how the ball will be served or played.
Though the picture of the two looking at the neaked man isn't too bad (albeit a bit hackneyed), I'm with skoolboyerror -- who wants to look at that guy's ass for a month?
STB, Jenny, listen to perdido. The photographer is to blame, and even though the did it for free, he did a crap job. The girls don't have to be professional models. It's the photographer's job to get the shot. It's his job to direct them. The girls didn't think of these poses themselves, Ralf Blasko did and he failed on most of the pictures.
woof.
Jenny L
Feb 2 2006, 12:57 pm
Yeah, I understand, the photographer did a crap job. But at the same time, it's not HIS body being sold on a calendar. They must have seen the pictures before the whole thing got printed. I mean, they could have said, "Wow, this looks like crap. Perhaps we should reconsider this." I'm just saying, if you were to sell pictures of your body naked or mostly naked, wouldn't you make sure they looked good first?
skoolboyerror
Feb 2 2006, 1:06 pm
QUOTE (BadDoggie @ Feb 2 2006, 12:43 pm)
I'm with skoolboyerror -- who wants to look at that guy's ass for a month?
woof.
Right lets face it, they aint bad looking (talking about the girls here not the guys) but they aint no minx's. But their not realistically gonna start revealing all their body, since everyone in skool would see it, therefore facing years of embarassment.
Good idea from them, but bad execution. Could have at leased airbrushed a few of them in Photoshop.
Tomasino
Feb 2 2006, 1:10 pm
Keydeck
Feb 2 2006, 1:12 pm
Don't forget the
Bavarian Farm Girls calendar.
Small Town Boy
Feb 2 2006, 1:13 pm
Now THIS is what I call a calendar!
Andy101
Feb 2 2006, 1:16 pm
Hmmm i assume that the Germans are more liberal...given the fact with FKK and freedom of nudity they should be more natural when taking these photos for the sake of Art (Not for erotic)
Showem
Feb 2 2006, 1:26 pm
I think they all look pretty good actually. A lot better than we would have if the TT calendar had gone through.
all right people, i'm submitting my photo for the much discussed TT calendar... i don't know how we could possibly, in good conscience that is, do it without 3Lions since it was his brainchild...
ps: yes i know that *everything* about that photo is just wrong, i blame the internet.
perdido
Feb 2 2006, 2:16 pm
Your looking good since I last saw you. That atkins diet is paying off.
AnthonyDoesEurope
Feb 2 2006, 2:24 pm
@DW Wasn't Karl Heinz played by Kyle MacLachlan?
Edit: found on imdb: # Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers (1998) (V) (uncredited) ... Karl-Henz Schelker
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