Reasons not to chew gum..!
An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down
next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"
Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain ." The Frenchman
has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Englishman: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam to Britain."
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in
France ?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
Englishman: "We don't. In Britain, we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
*COME ON ENGLAND!!!*