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Walt Whitman's might seem like a real cool guy but in reality he's a whiney ass pussy. His Livejournal, which he doesn't think anyone knows about is full of whiny goth poetry. His Current Mood is always "Apathetic" and his music is always some obscure punk band that no one has ever heard of. Some people who pretend to be his friend so they could get access to his "friends only" posts grabbed some of poetry and made a book from them, and called it "Ode to Faggotry." When they found out other goth kids would actually read it, tthey changed the name to "Leaves of Grass" and it sold like gothcakes. Walt Whitman to this day doesn"t know they're selling his poems and making a fortune off him. They still don"t invite him to any parties though, because no one likes him.
Ahh...livejournal...making the world a better place for shitty poets and cam whores everywhere. No offence, to our resident LJers