Timmeh
Jan 20 2006, 4:52 pm
Whale heading up the Thames QUOTE
A seven-tonne whale has made its way up the Thames to central London, where it is being watched by riverside crowds.
The northern bottle-nosed whale, which is 16-18ft long and is usually found in deep sea waters, has passed Parliament and is moving upstream.
boomtown_rat
Jan 20 2006, 4:53 pm
read about this earlier. Thought it was pretty 'cute' that people were wading into the Thames to help it etc
I hope they manage to get him/her to turn around. poor little bugger
perdido
Jan 20 2006, 4:53 pm
Is the japanese embassey nearby?
mork
Jan 20 2006, 4:59 pm
I wonder if Greenpeace have anything to do with it?

Maybe it's doing a solo protest against the Japanese whaling industry in England 'cos in Japan they'd probably kill it...
Wibble
Jan 20 2006, 5:00 pm
If it's swimming in the Thames it won't last long anyway poor thing. Anything that swims in the Thames reduces it's life expectancy to a matter of hours.
MajorBummer
Jan 20 2006, 5:09 pm
These poor animals are getting confused so often these days! Too much noise. Hope they can save it!
gemini
Jan 20 2006, 5:21 pm
@MB: Yep..to blame the U.S. for another thing...their new ultra high powered sonar is resulting in record strandings. Whenever they do a test, the next few days you can read reports about X number of dophins and whales died...
The NRDC - National Resource Defense Counsel - has been working to block this technology from being used.
Course this one could just be sick...and now it will be really sick.
perdido
Jan 20 2006, 5:23 pm
Maybe they are filming Moby Dick in London?
meckle
Jan 20 2006, 5:55 pm
QUOTE
I hope they manage to get him/her to turn around. poor little bugger
wtf ? the poor guy tries to go site seeing and he gets the RNLI and greenpeace and what not trying to rescue him. How do ye know he doesn't want to be there ??? Maybe he wanted some real Laaaandan fish and chips...oder ?
Something like this happened in Cork a few years back - three killer whales swam up the Lee into the city.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1392353.stmJust sight seeing I guess. Or perhaps they got bored of fish and were waiting for some drunks to fall into the river??
boomtown_rat
Jan 20 2006, 5:59 pm
QUOTE
wtf ? the poor guy tries to go site seeing and he gets the RNLI and greenpeace and what not trying to rescue him. How do ye know he doesn't want to be there ???
well the article if you read it said they might have to put him down if he didn't turn around - so lets hope his sightseeing sticks with London and doesn't go further upstream
phaedrus
Jan 20 2006, 6:00 pm
I am afraid this will turn out bad.
meckle
Jan 20 2006, 6:04 pm
QUOTE
well the article if you read it said they might have to put him down if he didn't turn around - so lets hope his sightseeing sticks with London and doesn't go further upstream
jeesh that seems harsh. surely he has the right to swim up there if he wants - what right do we have to stop him - even if he's endangering himself. maybe he has his reasons - maybe the japanese got his misses and he's trying to find the embassy to get some pay back.
ooo sudden flashback to that simpsons episode where the dolphins stage a revolt and start walking and talking
hmspresident
Jan 20 2006, 6:05 pm
I want to know how he got through the Thames Barrier...
meckle
Jan 20 2006, 6:07 pm
presumably the same way ships do ??
fap fap fap fap fap
Jan 20 2006, 6:08 pm
false alarm.
its just
vanessa feltz going for her annual bath.
hmspresident
Jan 20 2006, 6:14 pm
QUOTE (meckle @ Jan 20 2006, 6:07 pm)

presumably the same way ships do ??
But if it's such a big deal, why did they let it in?
I'm now imagining a fisherman standing there:
"You ain't comin' in without a dorsal fin, gottit?"
Grinner
Jan 21 2006, 12:24 am
Just seen the whole story on Sky News...
Back to celebrity big Blubber for me!!!
G
pootle
Jan 21 2006, 1:26 am
QUOTE (hmspresident @ Jan 20 2006, 6:05 pm)

I want to know how he got through the Thames Barrier...
The barrier is normally open, unless there is a risk of flooding.
Here is a list of when they have closed the barrier due to high flood risks...
mere
Jan 21 2006, 1:34 am
this is funny and cute at the sametime! hope the little guy (well not so little) survives!
itd be cool to see him swimming around there...
bluedave
Jan 21 2006, 2:22 am
He;s obviously not a northerner, we don't go down to London willingly
Johnny English
Jan 21 2006, 1:36 pm
I always got the impression Northern birds did go down willingly?
Otherwise not got much going for them frankly.
My brain is now trying to decide between "Vanessa Feltz" or a "Northern Monkey Bird" if I had to. Its a tough call. Might be one for the Gentelmans pages.
Topsy
Jan 21 2006, 1:38 pm
Got your claws out this morning, haven't you?
What's up, JE, did you just get knocked back by a couple of northern birds, or summat?
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Jan 21 2006, 1:52 pm
Apparently the dude is not doing too well and may end up being stranded.
Johnny English
Jan 21 2006, 1:55 pm
That's a bit harsh. I have done all right for myself in the past thank you very much.
It's a fuckin' disgrace.
Day 3 of the 'Whale swims up The Thames' story and we still don't have a name for it.
What is the UK coming to???
My money's on 'Flippy'
Grinner
Jan 21 2006, 4:26 pm
Why are these folk interfering with nature?
Stressing the poor bugger..
phaedrus
Jan 21 2006, 5:45 pm
Well he is on a barge headed home.
Malcolm Spudbury
Jan 21 2006, 6:53 pm
Lucky it didn't turn out like that one that got stranded on a beach in America about 6 years ago. Anyone seen the video? At the time it was the funniest thing I'd *ever* seen.
In case you haven't seen it: a whale was stranded on the beach and died. They couldn't move it, so decided to destroy it with explosives and let the seagulls dispose of it. It blew up ok, but resulted in huge chunks of whale meat raining down over an approx. 500m radius, destroying cars and injuring people. Funniest part about it is the commentary from the american news reader.
The Infamous Exploding Whale Video
perdido
Jan 21 2006, 7:03 pm
Yes I lived in Portland at the time. It was not Oregon in its best moment. Sadly the town of Florence is a beautiful town but not the brightest though.
eurovol
Jan 21 2006, 7:31 pm
QUOTE (Malcolm Spudbury @ Jan 21 2006, 6:53 pm)

Lucky it didn't turn out like that one that got stranded on a beach in America about 6 years ago. Anyone seen the video? At the time it was the funniest thing I'd *ever* seen.
Idiots with dynamite. Ok Fred, you can take your fingers out of your ears now and run like hell!
butterbean
Jan 21 2006, 8:31 pm
according to CNN, the whale has died.
eurovol
Jan 21 2006, 8:34 pm
Yeah, heard that too. I guess it finished the job that it started.
coolerking
Jan 21 2006, 8:36 pm
sad but something tells me that you should not mess with nature
sarabyrd
Jan 21 2006, 10:09 pm
Sorry to
inform you that it's definitely dead. It went into convulsions on the barge and died at 7 pm London time.
Darkknight
Jan 22 2006, 10:36 am
@Malcolm Spudbury
QUOTE
beach in America about 6 years ago
Taken from your link...
QUOTE
Florence, Oregon, USA.
November 12, 1970.
Just a bit more than 6 years
Circe
Jan 23 2006, 3:29 am
so kak that the whale died
Crawlie
Jan 23 2006, 10:04 am
well I guess the majority of restaurants in Soho will be having food specials for the next few weeks...
boomtown_rat
Jan 23 2006, 10:41 am
so sad he didn't make it
Marshbot
Jan 23 2006, 11:31 am
Wow, this thread went from charming to depressing really fast. Why couldn't you guys just lie and say that he made it back out and was last seen frolicking with his family in the open sea? And that maybe he did a thank you wave with his tail before he headed off? Children might be reading this, you know.
*sniff*
Keydeck
Jan 23 2006, 11:32 am
Oh stop blubbering.
Whales...blubber...geddit
Fine, I'm leaving now.
Jimbo
Jan 23 2006, 11:34 am
Farewhale.
(shamelessly nicked off several of yesterday's front pages)
Crawlie
Jan 23 2006, 11:35 am
Marshbot.
He made it out all fine and well. That "dead" Whale was actually a decoy and they sneaked the real one out under cover of darkness as it did not want all the publicity...
Sushi anyone?
Malcolm Spudbury
Jan 23 2006, 12:16 pm
Souvenir t-shirts are out already:
Whale update: the whale belongs to the queen, memorial planned:
A Memorial to "Wally"QUOTE
"THE Sun today launches a £10,000 appeal to save Wally the Whale’s bones for the nation.
We have teamed up with experts and conservationists to help preserve the skeleton for crucial scientific research.
We also want to provide a lasting tribute to the whale that captivated the world by swimming up the Thames into central London.
garlof
Jan 23 2006, 2:34 pm
I was wondering yesterday when Elton John was going to bring out a single in tribute to "Englands Whale" ;-)
Jimbo
Jan 23 2006, 2:39 pm
And it also transpires that Wally didn't have a willy (i.e. Wally was a lady Whale).
boomtown_rat
Jan 23 2006, 2:41 pm
maybe her lasting memory can be to have somehow helped in awareness about whales and to support the campaign to stop whaling
Topsy
Jan 23 2006, 2:42 pm
what a bleedin horrible name - who thought that one up?
good grief
Crawlie
Jan 23 2006, 2:44 pm
Maybe a little bit too much is being made of this?
OK, now do not get me wrong. It is a once-in-a-lifetime event in London to see a Whale swimming up the Thames *insert appropriate joke here* and it was sad, yet somehow predictable, that it died. But believe me, the whole whaling issue is a totally different matter indeed and I think it is all getting a bit out of hand.
Oh dear. Cynical old me eh?
Grinner
Jan 23 2006, 2:49 pm
How is it different..
Some bastards in a boat Killed a whale.. !
Sounds similar to me!
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